Monday, August 30, 2021

August 30, 2021 | Side chat x RP with Bex

 Previous!

 BEX

having a laugh at Nate's part about Freya….now I want to know the secret more than ever! AAAWWWWW! XD

ohhhh……Nate, you bad, bad boy. I knew he loved Trent, but move into together and indulge in dark fantasies, and have him all to himself? Oh dear. *giggle snorts*

This is opening my eyes to so many things!

 *chuckles softly*

Sorry if I'm spamming but OMG! 😛

Trent doesn't fully believe or forgive Rebecca? That's not healthy at all, but loves Nat because he didn't have to chase his love? ok I can see that….you only had to put him in the hospital and make the man trauma bond with you….that's really healthy too. hahahahaha oh man……this is epic stuff!

 

SIGYN

So this is just like their inner feelings

Trent wants to believe and forgive her, and he thinks he does to a degree, but every so often, something will pop up in his subconscious and make him panic.

 

BEX

poor bean….we will just have to help him

 

SIGYN

As for Nate, yeaaahhhhh, he's not going to get all of what he wants, ESPECIALLY since he doesn't know how to pace himself

as in, he let two people burn him within between 12-24 hours, like bro,

 

BEX

his heart is going to give out the rate he is falling for people. Lol

 

SIGYN

oh that too

 

BEX

someone needs to bring that up 😛

 

SIGYN

but also like, he asked George to cut him with a knife, when he's still healing from fingernail cuts also from George

I meant that he can't pace himself when it comes to his hurt-me kink

 

BEX

I think George will notice and be the one to say No, surprisingly. ohhhh what a brawl that might start. 😉

 

SIGYN

I mean, just no would confuse and upset our poor himbo

"you need to heal" would be clearer

although he might go like "the hell I do, fuck me up"

 

BEX

Nate, Nate, Nate….slow it down, or you might not be around for much longer

body can only take so much dude

 

NATE: 

weird hair don't care

 

GEORGE: 

You have to take care of your body, Love. Otherwise we won’t have you to do these things with or for….

 

NATE: 

World would be a better place ¯\_()_/¯

 

TRENT: 

Honey, no!

 

GEORGE: 

Why would you even SAY that?

*goes to cuddle Nate* 

You know that's not true….

 

NATE: 

I don't, but thank you. 

*rests his chin on George's head*

 

TRENT also cuddles into Nate

MY world would be cut in half without you.

 

MAZE: 

BLECH!

 

TRENT: 

off topic but omg Catherine look what I found

LACE HORSIE DRAWING PLANS!

 

GEORGE cuddles Nate and nuzzles him

I would be lost without you.


Z-DOG

"Yousa a lost bitch now" 

 

BEX

WOW! that is really neat! I loveeeeee horses. Lol

 

NATE: 

Thanks, guys. I take it back, I guess life is ok


LOPEZ

"Ok, they believe you!" 


Z-DOG

"Actually they probably do...." 


LOPEZ

"George at least. Pendejo..." 

 

SIGYN

I'm gonna copy-paste with you some stuff Piffy and I noted in commentary while I was bouncing this off her

Nate's reactions to his male love interests:

@George: omg I am absolutely yours; I love you so mu—ooh, shiny.

@Trent: I literally rearranged my entire brain chemistry for you, do you like it? Say you like it. Please? ♥_♥

and I'm over here like wow I'm learning a lot about y'all just by putting it on paper

 

BEX

Right! That is like….so deep in a way. Lol

 

SIGYN

Nate is a man of varied tastes

he's like, fighting a crush on Xavier— no, Xander

 

"Nate: I developed a powerful crush on you after you assaulted me UwU

Trent: No, you trauma-bonded, actually. But I'll take it!"

"Nate: You've been single-mindedly devoted to me for years! ….I guess you'll do.

George: I'LL TAKE IT! YES!"

 

BEX

Oops….forgot Xander for Faustus….that's ok though, he has no thoughts or opinions on the man. 😛He just tolerates him.

 

SIGYN

LOL this is why you template

Yeah I had that problem with some of the new ones

"uhhh he ummm he…. Uhhh…. Feels…. Not really any kind of way? I guess?"

uhhh Rebecca has borderline personality disorder

like, canonically

and she and Trent both have the lesser-known obsessive love disorder (which probably wasn't included in the show because, again, it's lesser known)

[commentary]

"Would like him better if he backed off his affections a bit and not be so forthcoming with them, and man up every once in a while" HAHAHAHA MOOD

 

BEX

Yea….Rebecca really has mixed feelings about George sometimes. Hehehe

 

SIGYN

"likes it best when he goes silent cause she doesn't think he should be in the same headspace as the rest of them" oh that's meannnnn but I feel her there


Z-DOG

"Ha! Yeah that was the writer projecting her extreme desire to write that character for you was STRONG!" 


SIGYN

there's been infighting here, like, "ugh why do YOU exist?"

 

BEX

Cat doesn't hold back. She's a feisty thing!

 

SIGYN

"Freya: has no idea who he really is and isn't very interested in getting to know him. " ohohohoho BRUTAL

poor George but I kinda love it

 

BEX

Right! He is so….there….

 

SIGYN

lol Nate would toss a lit lighter at Xander if he even so much as laid a finger on George

there's like only two people who don't hate George haha

"if she wasn't so 'sugary sweet' smelling to him, he'd bite her, just to see what she would do! " haha kinky

 

NATE: 

he cute but he ain't that cute

 

BEX

Yesssss! Xander is conflicted a bit about Cat

 

SIGYN

Rebecca @ Trent - super fair

like, SUPER fair

totally get where she's coming from

the boys don't get it, but I do XD

 

BEX

She's really trying and it's driving her crazy in a way. Lol

 

SIGYN

Trent's like "I did NOT steal her boyfriend"

hahaha no he just became aware of both of you at the same time and like, if he has to choose between siblingsssssss yeah

hey so what does George mean by Trent corrupting Nate?

 

BEX

the whole hospital thing

 

SIGYN

"Freya: Curious about him and wonders why he hates her; has made no movement towards him because of that radiating hate coming off of him; isn't afraid of him but respects his choice to be an idiot and a lemming. "

yeah because everyone who doesn't like her is stupid, not like people just have different tastes 😛

 

BEX

she didn't mean it that way….just hating just because for no reason, in her mind, is stupid 😛

 

MANSK

"Your defense is lacking.... Just shut up" 


SIGYN

it's not "no reason", some people just don't like other people

like have you ever met someone and just INSTANTLY felt on-edge around them and everything they said pissed you off?

ooh fun fact actually

Canon Rebecca reacts exactly that way to White Josh.

 

BEX

once. That I can remember. Lol, lol I honestly try to give people the benefit of the doubt at first.

 

SIGYN

like I just remembered that! she treats him like he's dumb and gross for literally no reason

ahh, I have a hard time with that if I've got a gut feeling about someone that like makes me tense up around them, you know?

awwwwwww Xander, you old softie!

 

BEX

I getcha. I have felt that way once about someone and I didn't really like it.

 

SIGYN

oof, you've got a far gentler heart than I do

Trent's like "yeah I totally stole George's boyfriend but to be entirely fair I didn't mean to"

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU MEANT, IT'S WHAT YOU DID, YOU BEAN

 

BEX

I know how 'deep' into the 'dark' I can go….I have walked that path before, and chose 'light'.

is my way of putting it. Lol, lol

 

Z-DOG

"THIS BITCH!!!" 😂

 

LOPEZ

"Very good thought sharing there Z, you have more on that?"

 

Z-DOG

"I... Breath... Air..." 😂

 

LOPEZ

"Gonna take that as a no, but what a holier than thou bitch. No wonder her Characters are like that" 


SIGYN

I mean, I choose light, too

but also, if I instinctively dislike someone

I don't question it

I just figure there's a reason

but unlike the boys, I try to avoid them, rather than lashing out or trolling them all the time

 

BEX

people call me different, and I take that as a compliment. lol I am so bad at explaining me….heheheh

 

SIGYN

is ok, I'm learning!

like, even if you don't explain well, I can still glean stuff from our interactions. I'm very perceptive when my head isn't in a fog

 

BEX

I like learning about you too! You are so awesome! ♥

 

SIGYN

tank you

 

BEX

you velcome!

Xander stop stealing my phrases.

 *giggles*

 

XANDER: 

What? Velcome is so much more fun!

 

SIGYN

omg so I have a character in my show, Vaan, who does that too. He even takes it as far as saying VOWEVER! instead of "however", and he's a huge Twihard

he's a vampire, turned at age 20, tiny little blond twink, but also a gleeful rapist, murderer, and slave trader

oh and super greedy like you could get him to do anything for money except suicide

but he won't be joining us because we cramped up in this bitch

 

XANDER: 

He sounds wonderful!

 

SIGYN

Oh he is…. until his character decay

 

CAT: 

Can we not? We don't need another in here….she said it's cramped.

 

XANDER: 

I just said he sounds wonderful, like me! 

*preens*


Z-DOG

"Nah, he sounds actually amusing. UNLIKE you"

 

DÉSMODA

Xander is amusing, but not for the reasons he would like to be.

 

REBECCA: 

Are you….preening?

 

XANDER shuts it down

No

 

Sigyn shows them a picture

 

BEX

ohh he's a cutie lol

 

XANDER: 

He looks good in a dress.

 

SIGYN

Yeah, that was from a joke and he kinda went with it. Like, in this one episode, Ahrry's like, "at least no-one's in a tutu!" and then Vaan shows up in a tutu

 

BEX

He looks like fun. Xander and him would have way too much fun togetherlol lol

 

SIGYN

I thought Xander was straight

 

BEX

not that kind of fun

 

SIGYN

yes homo or no homo?

 

XANDER: 

Me? No homo

 *snorts* 

Just not many men can pull off a dress

 

SIGYN looks at Nathaniel

Agreed

 

REBECCA snorts

 

GEORGE: 

Nate looks good in anything.

 

TRENT: 

But better in nothing 😉

 

GEORGE: 

agreed

 

CAT: 

Wow….

 

TRENT: 

What?

 

CAT: 

Nothing. I haven't seen him naked, in full yet without one of you sitting on him….to have an opinion


LOPEZ

"Cáillate, Cabrona!! If it was nothing than shut your mouth like we know you can't!" 

 

SIGYN

lol Xander thinks Nate is an attention whore

I mean

he's not wrong, but we kind of all KNOW he is, sooooo

 

NATE: 

Hey

 

TRENT: 

no she's right

we do

 

NATE: 

That's because someone's always telling me to cover up for Suebie's sake

Much like Rebecca, "being naked isn't a problem for me"

 

FREYA cuts her eyes at Nate but smirks

 

Z-DOG

"Oh GREAT here we go with this dumb bitch" 


SIGYN

OH RIGHT

I forgot to add Freya's nicknames!

congratulations, your official nicknames are Mary Sue and Suebie. Sorrryyyyyy 😕

 

FREYA: 

Joy….

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Rather that than Papa John

 

SIGYN

oh yeah, there's NO WAY that's not devolving into Mamma Mia Pizzeria

Lol at least Nate doesn't have to worry about Xander trying to eat him

 

FREYA: 

What on earth do they mean?

 

BEX

where did the Papa John come from?

 *giggles*

 

SIGYN

I got chu. So, you know how the boys have been trolling— deliberately annoying— Fr. Blackwood by referring to him as "Daddy/Papa/etc." and then something weird? Well, Papa John is a pizza chain

and …. yeah

that's pretty much it

 

TRENT: 

Xander wants to eat me but not Nate and that's a little scary 😕 am I going to have to start going on benders too?

 

FREYA:

 ohhhh….a nickname after a food chain? 

*thinks about it a moment* 

That's not so bad. He IS tasty….

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I have answered to many degrading things over the last few days

but I draw the line at answering to "Mamma Mia Pizzeria"

 

NATE:

 that's hilarious I’m never calling you anything else

 

FREYA: 

yea, not that one….

 *shakes head*

 

CAT: 

ohhh here we go again!

 *laughs*

 

SIGYN

call him "Mama Pizza" for short

 

REBECCA: 

yea….Natie-Boo!

 

TRENT: 

"In Crust We Trust"

 

CAT giggle snorts at Rebecca

 

MAZE: 

Our Saucy Overlord

 

FREYA chuckles

Ohhh Maze, that's actually a good one.

 

CAT: 

he is saucy…. 

*snickers*

 

FREYA: 

Not in the way you are thinking though.

 *winks*

 

LUCIFER: 

Little Caesar

 

NATE: 

BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND READY

 

REBECCA: 

Natie-Boo, Natie-Boo, little bitty witty Natie-Boo!

 

NATE: 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

REBECCA: 

I don't care either….I am keeping it. 😛

 

FREYA snorts and tries not to laugh

*can't help it, she falls over laughing*

 

SIGYN

Re: Juicifer (yeah I went there):

"George: He's an Angel! Whoopie! Another 'hottie' to steal Nate away! Wish he would go away, but secretly curious about him and that makes him frustrated with himself. "

like, that's weirdly endearing

 

BEX

George thinks he's hot but not saying nothing

 

SIGYN

Yo George

if it wasn't so crowded in here

I’d summon

Sigyn sends a picture

 

NATE wolf-whistles

 

TRENT groans

No, we don't need another brooder

 

GEORGE's eyes bulge and he clears his throat

 REBECCA blinks and smirks

 

CAT: 

Cute! But not cute as Luci

 

FREYA tilts her head and smirks

 

XANDER: 

Another vampire? Interesting.

 

TRENT smirks

Looks like Georgie's got a crush

 

GEORGE: 

I just think he's nice to look at. That's all. I can look but not touch

 

TRENT: 

Yes, that is the rule…. if you're at a strip club

 

NATE blinks

Weren't you raised on "Look with your eyes, not with your hands?"

 

TRENT: 

Yes, and I think I took that lesson very well, thank you

 

GEORGE: 

Nate is all I want….why would I want to touch anyone else?

 

CAT snorts

not really….

 

TRENT: 

Wh—yes I d—

 

SIGYN

 Stolen panties, bro

And socks

and bras

 

CAT: 

Hospital……

 

SIGYN

at least he's not Joe Goldberg; he left the used tampons alone

 

TRENT: 

. . . no, they just weren't shown on screen

Power games shouldn't count

 

CAT: 

we wouldn't be half in this mess if you had just not gone to Nate's hospital room, Kay. 

*chuckles*

yes they do count….no touching….and you touched.


Z-Dog

"Ok, so like.... This is still a topic? And it's not even your topic to bring up?" 

 

REBECCA: 

A lot

 

NATE: 

I'm sorry, am I—

Trent

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

TRENT: 

and sucked 😁

 

GEORGE: 

Ewww….that's a bit too far……

 

NATE facepalms

 

CAT: 

thank you for proving my point!

 

NATE double facepalms

okay we get it, he touched me, but back to the more pressing issue

um

PLEASE tell me you threw those away eventually?

 

TRENT: 

Better.

 

NATE: 

Oh no

 

REBECCA: 

Wait. What? He better have thrown them away!

 

TRENT: 

I preserved them in resin sculptures!

 

REBECCA blushes so red it looks like she might faint

 

FREYA: 

why in Hell would you want to do something like that?

 

NATE: 

Yeah!

 

TRENT: 

You know I think menstruation is beautiful OwO


Lyle

"She's my cherry pie! Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise!!"

 

Mansk

"Tastes so good, makes a grown man cry, Sweet cherry pie, yeah!!" 

 

REBECCA: 

But that is so an invasion of privacy!

 

CAT: 

Now I want to know how—-ohhhh the back patio. Girl, you needed to lock up your house more. then this wouldn't happen

 

TRENT: 

AWFULLY bold of you to assume you've had any privacy since moving to So Cal

Um, I can break and enter a locked house, too

how do you think I ended up under her bed?

 

XANDER: 

You sound more and more like me every time you open your mouth….

 

TRENT: 

Thank you so much!

 

XANDER:

 that wasn't a compliment…. (says softly, arms crossed)

 

TRENT: 

It should be, you're great.

 

XANDER's eyebrow lifts

 

BEX

have you NOT read his bio, Trent!? 

*giggles* 

He is a sadistic murderer who delights in causing pain and death simply because he can. there was something 'wrong' with him from birth….

 

Z-Dog

"Have you not read Trent's? You sound dumb as fuck" 


MAZE: 

Yeah, Xander, I'd take the thanks as a compliment

 

TRENT: 

That is so mean and judgmental, Bex

 

BEX

well, it's true and how he is written….

 

TRENT: 

"There's something wrong with him from birth"? Really? Little harsh.

 *folds arms*

 

BEX

He was born broken….people just aren't born a psycho! Or are they?

 

MAZE: 

Technically I wasn't "born", but— ah screw it, I don't care enough about her opinion to be offended

 

TRENT: 

Um, "psycho" is a reductive and ableist term.

 

CAT: 

so he's nuts….he'll fit right in!

 

TRENT: 

Hey—!

 

NATE: 

Let it go, sweetie.

 

CAT: 

oh shut it….we are all nuts here or we wouldn’t be 'alive'. 

*giggles*

 

SIGYN

♪ if you wanna get out alive

whoa, run for your liiiife♪

♪if I stay, it won't be long

Till I'm burnin on the inside♪

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Yes, that's what I thought YESTERDAY MORNING. You could have knocked me out. I had to go to sleep VOLUNTARILY

 

GEORGE: 

soooo….why didn’t Freya have to sleep yesterday?

 

NATE: 

I'm gonna guess that, even though she's a Satanist, she's still made of purity and light, so churchy stuff doesn't bother her as much

 

CAT: 

yea….Faustus slept cause church….why not you?

 

GEORGE: 

makes sense Nate.

 

REBECCA: 

she'd still burst into flame if she walked Into a real one though. 

*chuckles*

 

CAT: 

see….we all are weird. 

*giggles* 

but in a good way.

 

NATE looks at Freya

Yeah. I guess.

 

Admins discuss church experiences.

 

CAT: 

people are cruel….

 

REBECCA: 

yea….too true

 

GEORGE: 

but it's the good ones who make it all worthwhile 

*snuggles Nate*

 

XANDER: 

Anyone hungry? (he asks with a smirk) 

or thirsty?

 

REBECCA: 

Why? Are you? 

*stands to go cook something*

 

XANDER: 

perhaps….

 

TRENT: 

I'm curious to know what you have in mind, but also, I just made curried rice with cheese

 

XANDER shrugs nonchalantly

Just wanted to see what everyone would say if I mentioned my thirst. 

He was an asshole like that.

 

PENRYN

I'd say you need to get laid.


Z-Dog

"Arf! Arf! Arf!! You fucking flex like a Chihuahua" 


TRENT smirk

I mean…. I do have the keys to the blood bank.

 

NATE: 

HOW?

 

TRENT: 

On-call tech support.

 

NATE: 

oh

 

XANDER: 

Interesting. That would take all the fun out of it though.

 *chuckles*

 

Z-Dog

"Aaawwww wook at da wittle scory vampire! He vants to suck yeur BlooOooOd!!!! But he's to much of a pussy so he should just sit there for the rest of eternity and rott....." 


REBECCA comes back with some snacks

 CAT & GEORGE dive right in

 

TRENT serves curried rice also

Well, there is the CVICU….

 

NATE: 

You want him to feed off of heart patients?

 

TRENT: 

Yes…. because it's easier to make it look like an accident

 

XANDER: 

I do not feed on the dying

 

TRENT, with his mouth full

That's a shame

 

FREYA: 

Why? 

*curious*

 

XANDER: 

Their blood it….tainted with the meds they must take

 

MAZE: e_e

Come on, you big baby, let's go for a hunt.

We'll be back. You all chill with your curry and chips or whatever

 

XANDER: 

Baby?

 *tilts head down at Maze* 

Careful little demon…. (his voice gravelly)

 

CAT: 

You guys are cute….

 

MAZE: 

Haven't you ever heard the phrase "size isn't everything"?

 

NATE, under his breath

No, but I bet this is the first time you've ever said it and meant it

 

REBECCA smirks and pops a grape into her mouth, watching

 

XANDER: 

Shall we? 

(in a very unXan-like move, he offers Maze his arm)

 

MAZE takes it

We shall!

 

XANDER takes her and they leave to hunt together

 

REBECCA: 

Wow, ok, I can see it. They are cute.

 

GEORGE smirks and holds out a strawberry for Nate

 FREYA scoops up some grapes and noms them

 

CAT: 

Told you….I think Xan has it bad for the demoness.


Z-Dog

"Oh my god! Yes! Another person with a teenage crush to gossip about!! Omg girlfriend!!!"

 

Lopez

"Xander and Maze sitting in a tree! K.I.S.S.I.N.G!!! First comes the love! Let's have a wedding!! Have a wedding!! Start the killing!! Start the killing!!"

 

Z-Dog

"And then came the divorce as Xander screamed and cried about the ethics of murdering small children so Maze stabbed his eyes out"

 

Lopez

"Rumor has it to this day!! He's wandering the grounds of their wedding! Blind!! And without testicles!!"

 

Mansk

"You guys are done..."

 

Z-Dog 🤣

 

Lopez 😅

 

NATE takes the strawberry and eats it

Thank you ♥

*is also eating curry*

 

TRENT: 

They look good together

 

REBECCA: 

too bad he won't ever say so….

 

CAT: 

yeah he's kind of the standoff type isn’t he?

 

LUCIFER: 

So many words aren't always necessary to express one's affection

Actions do speak louder, yes?

 

BLACKWOOD sips his yakult and nods

 

FREYA: 

I quite agree, Luci.

 

REBECCA: 

They agreed with the Angel…

 *snickers*

 

LUCIFER: 

Thank you ^-^

 

GEORGE smirks and sits back to relax a bit

He's an Angel, and this isn't a church….it's ok. 

*teases* 😛

 

TRENT hums Take Me to Church

 

REBECCA snickers

♪Take me to church…♪

 

CAT: 

♪I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies♪

 

GEORGE:

 ♪I'll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife♪

 

(all but Freya)

♪Offer me that deathless death

Oh good God, let me give you my life♪

 

CAT laughs as her eyes cut to Freya, just to see her reaction

 FREYA smirks as she cuts her eyes subtly to Faustus and catches Cat's look and blushes faintly

 

NATE: 

♪ No masters or kings when the ritual begins ♪

 

BLACKWOOD: 

♪ There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin♪

 

LUCIFER: 

♪ In the madness and the soil of that sad earthly scene♪

 

TRENT: 

♪ Only then, I am human, only then, I am clean♪

 

all: 

♪ ohhhh, aaaaamen! Aaaaameeeeeennnn, aaaaammmmeeeennnn♪

 

REBECCA: 

Wait….Faustus can say that….and not burst into flame? 

*dies laughing*

 

FREYA: 

He sings good though.

 

CAT: 

We all sing good…. 

*nudges Freya*

 

FREYA: 

I did not know the song….but Admin is showing it to me. Ohhhh my……!

 

BLACKWOOD: 

It's not about church, it's about sex and forbidden love

so yes, I can sing it.

 

FREYA: 

Doesn't have to be forbidden. (says with a small smirk)

 

CAT tilts head

Now there's that bold witch I knew was in there.  (teases)

 

NATE: 

and you all gave me shit for falling in love with Trent in a day LOL

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Right you are, my pet.

*freezes*

That is to say

Er

 

REBECCA: 

Wait? How so?

 *looks to Freya*

 

FREYA: 

Ask the Dark Lord. (says so matter of factly) 

No one would dare challenge HIS word.

 

NATE: 

I swear, every time you say Dark Lord, I immediately think Voldemort

 

FREYA: 

and I now get that reference, thanks to you.

 *giggles*

 

TRENT: 

Well, every time they say Satan, I think of the twinky anime boy from that otome game you're obsessed with

Not that I'm complaining

he's cute

 

NATE: 

Yeah, bonus points for being a book nerd and cat-lover

 

REBECCA: 

So many different meanings for one word. 

*chuckles* 

But seriously….he can do that.

 

FREYA smirks

The Dark Lord can do anything. Asking for his blessing and see what he says, can be done.

 

NATE snickers and recites from memory

"A bald man with no nose and red eyes and everything ran at us on his broomstick"

 

TRENT: 

omg THAT'S MY IMMMORTAL!

 

NATE: 

It's ICONIC is what

 

TRENT, between giggles

He put his thingy—into my you know what— and we— did it— for the first time!

 

REBECCA: 

I have no idea what these boys mean, save Nate. 

*smirks*

 

TRENT & NATE collapse into giggles

 

REBECCA: 

Now I don't understand at all.

 

CAT: 

Girl….same

 

GEORGE: 

So, curious, how does one go about calling this….Dark Lord of yours?

 

TRENT: 

call him, beep him, if you wanna reach him

 

REBECCA & CAT wait for answer

 

NATE: 

omg NO

 

LUCIFER laughs

 BLACKWOOD side-eyes everyone

 

FREYA: 

Not here! He would smite the lot of you….

 

BEX

I am so good at playing the Dark Lord, can I? Please?

 *giggles* 

When time comes in rp? ehheheheheh!

 *hops up and down*

 

SYKES

I'm very sure you aren't bitch

 

CIN

She's not, but since he absolutely sucks dog dick in canon, we can almost give her a pass for it


REBECCA: 

Damn admin….hyper much.

 

SIGYN

OF COURSE, YES!

 

BEX

YAY! ♥ ♥ 

*runs around like a loon*

He's so….deliciously evil!! I am good at evil. Hehehehe

 

SIGYN

♪ I’m so good at eeevil ♪ (to the tune of I'm so good at yoga)

 

BEX

OMG YES

 

CAT snorts

 

TRENT: 

omg Nate I found your image song


 

MAZE comes back

Told you he was a slut

 

XANDER returns

I heartily agree

 

GEORGE: 

Sooo…no one answered my question.

 

TRENT: 

I did

I wasn't serious

 

FREYA: 

that is not how you summon the Dark Lord.

 

TRENT: 

but it was an answer

 

NATE: 

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring….BANANAPHONE

 

TRENT: 

YES

you call him on the Bananaphone

 

FREYA: 

No

 

REBECCA is trying not to laugh

 

CAT: 

Oh gosh….can we not. I don't need them to prove you guys wrong

 

LUCIFER:

 I'm going to assume it requires drawing a pentagram made of blood and some sort of ritual sacrifice.

 

FREYA:

 I would do no such thing.

 *chuckles* 

Half the people in here would be dead if I did, and you do not call him simply to prove that you can.

 

LUCIFER: 

That seems to be the ticket in popular culture

 

FREYA: 

or sex……

 

LUCIFER: 

meanwhile, the number for Lux is public record. I can be reached at almost any time.

 

REBECCA: 

WHAT!

 

NATE, dryly

What about a sexy blood sacrifice? Also, can we appreciate that the only person to guess correctly, even though he was also kidding, was Juicifer?

 

FREYA: 

You can use either blood or sacrifice or sex to call him? 

*looks at her*

and no, Luci, no pentagram needed.

 

GEORGE: 

That's a lot more then I want to deal with, thanks.

 

REBECCA: 

Awww….no sexy orgies to incite the Dark Lord wrath? (teases George)

 

FREYA glares

 

LUCIFER: 

I agree with Freya…. that would be far too confusing

 

FREYA: 

Thank you, again, Luci.

 

LUCIFER: 

Like that joke where a woman, her boyfriend, and father are at the dinner table.

 

NATE: 

Oh I know that one! She says, "Pass the salt, Daddy" and they bo—

 

BLACKWOOD: 

YES, WELL. That's quite enough of that.

 

FREYA: 

Daddy? Why would the boy—OHHHH! 

Her eyes go wide.

 

NATE: 

hey in your case, it works…. because he's…. a priest!

 

REBECCA & CAT both laugh

 

BLACKWOOD: 

What in Satan's name is in that curry?

 

TRENT: 

bullet sauce

no not really

pumped up kicks just started playing and I'm rocking out

 

NATE: 

Hey, speaking of bullets….

 

TRENT: 

yes I'll buy you another vibrator

 

FREYA: 

He likes being flogged and doing so…. (talking more to herself, but out loud)

Perhaps……

 *tilts head at Faustus and giggles*

 

NATE: 

No—

 

REBECCA: 

Oh god! Look what y’all started! XD

 

NATE: 

That scene in Major Payne where he gives her a necklace made from a bullet that was carved out of his heart with a field knife

 

TRENT: 

Yeah, by the way, which one of you called it that he's a switch? Kind of saw that coming, but really just assumed he's a sub

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I demand we discuss something other than my proclivities. That is PRIVATE.


Mansk

"So do we...."

 

Z-Dog

"HELL NO!! We bout that gossip bitches!!! I need to know this!!"

 

Mansk 🙄

 

REBECCA & GEORGE: 

It was me

 

BLACKWOOD: 

p r i v a t e .

 

TRENT: 

Good call, you two

Oh, that was soooo romantic!

Hmm…. I've been kneecapped once or twice…… Hey Rebecca, give me back your ring, I have a better idea!

 

NATE: 

THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS SUGGESTING

 

MAZE: 

The ring is prettier anyway

 

REBECCA & GEORGE: 

Thank you!

 

REBECCA: 

Umm….no thanks Love. I love my ring.

 

FREYA: 

You guys are so funny.

 

CAT: 

Ok, what about….Freya's proclivities? 

*snickers* 

No one has asked her yet….

 

NATE: 

Freya, what are you into in bed?

even though you're a virgin?

 

FREYA:

 I am a virgin, yes….

 

TRENT: 

Hey, you don't have to have actually done anything to have an idea of what you like

 

FREYA: 

But I do read….

 

TRENT: 

See? Thank you

Books.

 

FREYA: 

thank you, Trent. My point exactly.

 

TRENT: 

Freya, don't let these goons pressure you into giving it away too early. I lost my virginity when I was 27, and that was the right time for me.

 

NATE snorts

I lost mine at 13

 

TRENT: 

THIRTEEN?! in HUMAN years?

 

FREYA: 

What I do, and who I do it with, is at my discretion, no one else’s. But I do thank you for those words, Trent.

 

NATE: 

sorry, anyway, go on, Freya

 

FREYA: 

What did you ask again? I got sidetracked….

 

CAT: 

She means staring and lost her train of thought


Z-Dog

"And again you know that how? Here we are again with this dumb bitch talking like one of those dumb bitch high school drone girls who follows little miss pretty and popular around and worships the ground they piss on"

 

POST-EDIT RENA

Pretty sure I saw a movie like that recently.

 

TRENT: 

Wow, he's not shutting her up. someone put a cross on the ceiling.

 

BLACKWOOD glares

 

TRENT: 

Figuratively speaking.

 

NATE: 

Kinks - what're you into?

 

FREYA notices Faustus's glare and pauses

 

REBECCA: 

Ohhh no fair. If she wants to answer, let her. How else is she to learn?

 

[REDACTED per TOS]

 

XANDER: 

My delights lean more to the darker side of the BDSM world……even more so if there is blood involved….

 

TRENT: 

Xander, you were unspecific enough that I'm going to have to say 'same'.

 

XANDER:

 Kixxing….I love kixxing.

 

REBECCA: 

Among other things….

 

TRENT: 

….yes.

 

NATE takes a breath

Okay, um…. 

[REDACTED per TOS]

 

GEORGE: 

Why do you refuse, Faustus? Don't you want your little witch to know what you like?

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I— What part of "private" do you people not understand?

 

CAT: 

It's so you know, so you aren't just stumbling over it when you are first together

 

NATE: 

Double penetration, also, and CBT but that kind of goes with the territory of manhandling

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I have no problem telling HER

but why in the nine hells would I share it with all of YOU?

 

GEORGE: 

Then do so…. 

*smirks* 

because we are curious….and look, she's literally staring at you like she wants to eat you already.

 

FREYA catches herself leaning forward to hear what Faustus would say and rights herself

 

NATE gives Cat an interested look

Hmm. I may have been a bit hasty…. (says to himself)

 

BLACKWOOD: 

As I said, I'm not sharing it with all of you lot.

She and I can discuss this…. say it with me now…. P R I V A T E L Y .

 

REBECCA: 

I have never seen someone so….turned on by this discussion before. (teases gently) 

Yea….she's a virgin.


THRENODY

I'm a virgin, too, and I could not give less of a shit about this discussion.

 

Z-Dog

"I'm a proud whore who needs no man and I also don't give a fuck about this conversation...." 


GEORGE chuckles

 

CAT: 

Your turn little witch….

we are waiting Freya….

 

FREYA gulps

 I never knew there was so……much involved.

 

REBECCA & CAT die laughing

 

LUCIFER: 

May I?

 

CAT: 

Do it Luci! 

*giggles*

 

FREYA: 

Do what?

 

LUCIFER leans forward and catches her eye

Tell us, Freya, what is it that you truly desire?

 

FREYA tried not to meet his eyes! She really tried, and soon found herself babbling her deeper inner most desires.

What I truly desire? I want someone to look at me like Trent looks at Nate, I want to feel the gentle touch of one upon my skin that allows me to know I am cherished and then in the next instant to feel the glorious pain as their grip upon me tightens enough to hurt. I don't know much about what you have all shared, but I want to experience it all, in the most delicious and depraved of ways one could imagine. I want to be cut, whipped till I can't see, to be kissed till I can't breathe, whispered sweet nothing to and at the same time, dirty explicatives. Bondage sounds fun, as well as worship in whatever fashion we device, candle and wax play as well, Sensual dancing and teasing as well……there is so much I want to try, to learn, with one who claims to love me and feels the same. For that one, I would risk Death for….Satan help those who sought to tear us apart.

She blinked as she came out of it and realized what happened and slapped her hand over her mouth, glaring at Lucifer.

 

CAT: 

NICE! That's a good list of wants, little witch.

 *looks over at Faustus* 

Seems you will have your hands full with this one. (teases gently)

 

BLACKWOOD has donned blackout sunglasses

Hmm…. that sounds more than doable. We can…. start slow and work our way up, hmm?

 

FREYA tilted her head at Faustus but nodded eagerly

 

CAT: 

What's with the glasses, Priest? 

*smirks*

 

TRENT tilts his head and gives first Lucifer, then Freya, then Blackwood, a calculating look

(whispers to Rebecca) I have an idea. Please don't be mad.

 

REBECCA whispers back

Alright love…. 

*had noticed the look*

 

TRENT strides over to Blackwood and cups his cheek, a warm glow radiating from his fingertips

Now, now…. it's a shame to hide such beautiful eyes. Will you take off your glasses, please? For me?

 

BLACKWOOD's breath hitches in his throat as he does so

 

LUCIFER: 😈

Nice work, Trent! Now, Faustus….

 

REBECCA bites her lip so she doesn't laugh

 CAT has no compunctions and dies laughing

 

BLACKWOOD: 

CURSE YOU!

 

TRENT smirks and sits back down, wrapping an arm around Rebecca

 

REBECCA: 

That was a good one, babe. 

*smirks and kisses him, leaning back in his arms*

 

LUCIFER: 

 

BLACKWOOD clenches a fist at his side, but is compelled to answer

Little witch, were I to be lucky enough to have you in my bed, there are many things I would desire from you. I want us to hurt each other, make each other burn and bleed, and cover it up with kisses and gentle touches, rub balm into each other's abrasions, hold each other until the pain is dulled. I want to experience ecstasy the likes of which I've only known when flagellating myself in the name of the Dark Lord. I would walk over hot coals for you and fall to my knees before you to worship that divine— er—

*blinks and breaks out of it* 

Wh—

 

LUCIFER checking his text messages

 

MAZE: 

Well, that's a start.

 

FREYA's smile was soft and warm as she looked up at Faustus, taking his balled fist into her hand and slipped her hand into his, kissing the top of his hand to get him to relax as she gazed up at him in adoration

 

MAZE: 

blech, get a room

 

REBECCA: 

That is the sweetest thing, I have ever heard….

 

GEORGE: 

Seconded

 

MAZE: 

tell me about it I’m getting diabetes over here

 

TRENT: 

Do demons even have blood sugar?

 

NATE: 

Xander, anything to add to your list that you didn't share before? No homo

 

XANDER: 

Some do…

 

TRENT: 

I do but I don’t, but I do but I don't want to know how you know that

 

XANDER thought a moment

I have only derived pleasure from torture, from pain and suffering. But….I like a good bondage session as much as the next person. Spanking is a personal favorite of mine, but done in a way that it hurts more than is pleasurable.

 

TRENT stifles a yawn

 

XANDER: 

Does that small portion of mine bore you, human?

 

MAZE looks to Xander

Hmm…. the possibilities

 

TRENT: 

Your vagueness is boring.

 

SIGYN

also I’m watching this music video and, if I may suggest…. Trent in a gladiator uniform


 

BEX

I LOVE THAT SONG

and yes! That! I agree!

 

TRENT shrugs, removes his clothes, and casually changes into a gladiator uniform

 

XANDER:

 I like 

[REDACTED per TOS]


NATE's jaw drops, at both Trent's new clothes and Xander's words

 Shock radiates from Rebecca as well at Trent's new attire


REBECCA

Well……HELLO there Handsome….

 

TRENT: 

Well said. I take back that yawn.

 

MAZE: 

Hmm, possibilities….

 

TRENT: 

Hello, gorgeous 😉

 

REBECCA: 

My my….I love this outfit! Where did you get it?

 

TRENT: 

Wouldn't you like to know? 😉

 

NATE goes into the other room and changes into a kilt and boots

 

SIGYN

 from WHAT? you were naked, Nate.

 

REBECCA & CAT's eyes pop out of their heads

 

NATE:

Ladies 😉 and gentlemen 😉

 

LUCIFER: 

This (next) song is delightful!

 

TRENT: 

♪ She put a bag on my head! ♪

 

NATE: 

♪ Still counts! ♪

 

GEORGE: 

My!

 *can't believe Nate is in a kilt*

 

CAT: 

Nate….I mean….you look……woof!

 

NATE: 

Thank you ^-^

 

TRENT: 

ngl I played this on a loop after my first time

except I didn't wear a turtleneck during. Even for me, that's too much

 

LUCIFER: 

Agreed!

 

MAZE: 

You guys are acting like you've never seen a man in a kilt before

 

BLACKWOOD: 

At least he's finally clothed.

 

all (Bex-side) 

We haven't!

 

FREYA giggle snorts

 

MAZE: 

Oh. Right. Younger than me. Got it.

 

TRENT: 

You know, Nathaniel….

They say in order for a man to be wearing a kilt properly

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I shall stop you right there.

 

MAZE: 

Oh, no, Black Widow

I think George…. should perform a kilt check.

 

GEORGE grins eagerly and scoots closer and lifts Nates kilt just enough and slides his hand under, brushing against Nate's body in a teasing way

Oh yea….definitely wearing it right.

 

FREYA looks confused for a moment and then bursts into a blush

 

CAT: 

Freya……dude….!!

 

NATE closes his eyes and moans

 

GEORGE, realizing what he is doing, drops his hand and the skirt when Rebecca and Cat both glare at him playfully

What? He IS

 

BLACKWOOD makes a face

 

LUCIFER smirks

Ladies, nothing is stopping you from checking for yourselves.

 

NATE: 

n-no….

 *doesn't really mean it though*

 

CAT: 

again….virgin in the room. And no thanks, Nate has already said he wasn't interested in me that way and that's cool


Z-Dog

"A Virgin who just shared a fantasy so disgusting I still want to puke you mean? Mmm indeed. The man kilt business would be far to scaring for her ass" 

 

REBECCA: 

Not in front of people. I am not that into exhibition.

 

NATE: 

I…. a man can change his mind….right?

 

CAT:

 Excuse me? 

*surprised*

 

MAZE looks at Trent

See what you started?

 

XANDER: 

Maze….you were right.

 

TRENT has the posture and expression of a man sitting on a throne atop a pile of bones

 

MAZE: 

Yes, I was, but about what?

 

XANDER: 

he is a slut

 

MAZE smirks in Freya's direction

Tolllld you so

 

REBECCA goes to change into the Roman woman’s style of dress and comes back out, leaning against the door while still displaying an aura of power

 

Z-Dog

"Her Aura of power makes me sleepy...."

 

Lopez

"Actually that's probably the Tequila we've been drinking"

 

Z-Dog

"Oh....  Yeah.... She still sucks" 


CAT's jaw drops

REBECCA……DOUBLE WOOF!

 

FREYA's eyes go wide

Satan that's gorgeous!

 

XANDER's eyebrow lifts as a small smirk crosses his face

 TRENT is momentarily speechless

 

NATE: 

Nice.

 

REBECCA comes over to Trent and places a hand at his shoulder, smiles a bit up at him

MAZE little nod and smirk of approval

 

TRENT puts an arm around her and fiddles with the ties at her sides and back

Hmm……

Just making sure this is secure

 

CAT, getting into this….whatever it is….goes to change into a Scottish Warrior garb

 

SIGYN

okay, now imagine Trent and George, dancing like the second minute in this video:


 

NATE: 

Oh, that's cute!

 

REBECCA: 

Holy hellfire!

 

FREYA: 

Close….but not quite.

 

CAT: 

George can dance….wow

 

NATE's jaw has hit the floor and he is completely mesmerized

 

MAZE, pretending to clean her nails but secretly watching

Okay, so he's not completely worthless, I guess.

 

LUCIFER appreciates dance as an art form

Why, Maze, I think that's the nicest thing I've heard you say.

 

BLACKWOOD:

 …. Hmmm….

*goes into the other room and changes into "stereotypical professor" outfit, with a tweed jacket and pipe* 

I suppose there's no harm in this.

 

TRENT, catching his breath

That is the least sexy outfit I've ever—ohhhhh. Say, Freya…. Catch.

 *tosses her the plaid miniskirt and a white crop-top button-up*

 

FREYA's jaw drops at the sight of Faustus in something other than his usual garb

 Ohhhhh….Professor……I have been a naughty, naughty girl, and I think I need some remedial lessons….

*catches what Trent tosses her and goes to change. Comes back out, a little shy but gets into it* 

VERY naughty….

 

REBECCA: 

Wow, you look good Freya. 

*smiles*

 

CAT: 

That's a good look for you. (agrees)

 

NATE: 

Did you just lend her your wife's outfit?

 

TRENT: 

Yes, but it fits, doesn't it?

 

REBECCA: 

She can have it. We can always get another. 

*winks at Trent*

 

TRENT: 😉

*goes crimson* 

Oh

I just remembered, we didn't have that cleaned

….sorry

 

REBECCA: 

Or something else……if you wish. 

Oh I did, don't worry. Clean freak. 

*giggles*

 

FREYA puts on the most innocent act she can muster as she sits down and looks up at Faustus

 

CAT snickers softly

See? What I tell you. Hang with us long enough and her bold side comes out.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Not here….

*takes her hand and leads her away*

 

NATE: 

Um….

 

TRENT: 

I thought she was just going to sit in his lap or something.

 

MAZE: 

Yeah, I'm sure that's what they're going to do.

 

NATE snickers

 FREYA willingly follows, a small deviant smirk to her lips

 

REBECCA: 

Damn! I don't care what you guys think of her, that expression she hit Faustus with was HOT!


Z-Dog

"Go get your girl! I believe in you!"

 

ERICA

Rebreya supremacy 👀👀

 

MAZE: 

Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.

*strips down and changes into a traditional cheongsam*

 

XANDER has traded his 'outdated' clothes for something more fitting. An actual tuxedo, with clasps and buttons made off gold and pearl

 

MAZE: 

Hmm. I was going to dress you up

Theme costumes

 

XANDER: 

You are more than welcome to do so….

 

CAT: 

Did… did he just PURR?

 

MAZE tosses (an outfit) at him

 XANDER nods and goes to change, before returning in the outfit Maze tossed to him

 REBECCA & GEORGE both whistle

 

SIGYN

so to recap….

Nate: Kilt

Cat: Scottish warrior dress

Trent: Gladiator

Rebecca: Toga

Faustus: Professor

Freya: Schoolgirl

Maze: cheongsam

Xander: Chinese period warrior garb

 

NATE, under his breath

goddamn

 

REBECCA: 

Hey! What should George wear?

 

CAT: 

Yea!

 

TRENT, openly staring

 NATE blinks, then smirks

 

GEORGE, stuttering

I—I don't think—-

 

Nate shares an outfit idea – sexy leather cop

 

REBECCA: 

OMG YES!

 

CAT: 

DOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTT

 

GEORGE looks at the outfit, blushes and goes to change, returning after he has done so

 

LUCIFER: 

Hmm, in the interests of not being left out….

*changes into a tight-fitting orange jumpsuit*

 

CAT:

 Oh right! Luci! 

*jaw drops and her eyes damn near fall out of her head* 

Holy Hell that's sinful!

 

REBECCA: 

Might want to save those cuffs for later, Cat. 

*giggles*

 

LUCIFER: 

I've plenty

 

CAT: 

So now that we are all dressed, what shall we do?

 

REBECCA: 

I rather like this outfit. It's so….freeing.

 

CAT: 

mine comes with a sword.

 *giggles*

 

NATE: 

A real one?

 

CAT: 

Yes silly. This is actually a friends family sword. She let me borrow it.

 

NATE examines it

This is a work of art.

 

CAT: 

Thank you, I will tell her you said so. From Scotland, her family were wealthy Bairns till the revolution.

 

TRENT tilts head

Do I know this friend?

 

XANDER perks up

Would I know her?

 

CAT looks over at him

Not sure….were you alive then?

 

TRENT: 

The friend who let you borrow the sword.

 

XANDER: 

I meant her family….

 

CAT: 

No….she's a friend from college

 

TRENT: 

From back home?

Guarantee she's seen more of me than I've seen of her, but maybe I should introduce myself next time we go back through.

 

NATE: 

I think she means grad school.

 

CAT: 

No, she went to another college, I met her at a college party out in town. 

*chuckles* 

do know people you don't know, Trent.


Mansk

"Please provide substantial evidence of this claim" 

 

TRENT: 

Oh, I don't know anyone. I keep to myself.

 

XANDER: 

Sure….

 

MAZE: 

we get it, you're a minor celebrity back in Bumfuck Nowheresville

 

TRENT: 

Okay, that's fair.

 

NATE, on his laptop with Google open

Which company did you model for, again?

 

MAZE: 

Ugh.

 

TRENT shifts uncomfortably

Nunya.

Hey Xander

How old are you?

 

XANDER: 

I was born in the 16th century….

 

CAT: 

Holy hell, you're old

 

TRENT: 

Catherine!

 

CAT: 

well he is. 

*smirks*

 

REBECCA: 

He is undead Cat

 

MAZE: 

He's not that old

 

TRENT: 

Well, how would Grandma react if we just marched up to her and said, "Holy hell, you're old"?

 

CAT: 

That's a bit different

 

MAZE: 

Okay, I don't remember which one of you was giving Freya shit for liking older guys, but I'm just gonna call both you boys out on it

 

GEORGE: 

yea, saying that to someone alive, is bad.

 

MAZE: 

y'all have no problem pointing out when someone's old

 

TRENT: 

No, see, this is what I mean

Saying it at all isn't

 

MAZE:

 yeah but I’m pretty sure you did

 

XANDER:

 I really don't mind. I am old

 

MAZE: 

tbh I can't tell apart Muscle One and Muscle Two

Aww, puppy, of course you are.

 

CAT: 

And Faustus isn't that old either. he's what….40?

 

REBECCA: 

Freya is 22 or somewhere in there so not old either and it works

 

TRENT: 

Twenty-two and for— he's old enough to be her father!

 

CAT: 

Not really! Age is just a number!

 

REBECCA: 

She's either 22 or 24….I don't know, she won't tell

 

NATE: 

says every pedophile ever

 

CAT: 

That's not fair Nate. She's an adult and can consent.

 

MAZE: 

Right…. well you have fun with that

I found Joe's image song


 

NATE bristles

 I KNOW you know his actual name.

 

MAZE: 

Yeah, it's Geoff. Why, what'd I say?

 

XANDER: 

You guys seem to have an issue with age.

 

REBECCA: 

His name is George

 

MAZE: 

Exactly, Jonathan

 

NATE: 

Not with yours

I just like teasing Freya

 

MAZE: 

Hm. I'll bet you do.

 

XANDER: 

why do you seek to tease her?

 

NATE: 

because I'm an asshole jock and it's what we do

 

XANDER: 

That's not an excuse. You should make her feel accepted, but you guys have been nice tonight at least.

 

Z-Dog

"And you're a sleazy vampire pussy who doesn't DO that.... Good job, your humanity is still very intact!"

 

POST-EDIT VAAN

He's not even a vampire pussy. Ve don't claim him.


NATE snorts

I'm sorry, is the purple people-eater moralizing at me?

 

TRENT: 

Man, now I wanna go to Dave & Busters

 

LUCIFER: 

They took Purple People Eaters off the menu.

 

TRENT: 

DAMN IT


Mansk

"What the hell is Purple people eater?"

 

Miles

"Other than a Xander that is...."

 

CIN

It's a drink they used to serve at Dave & Buster, and the name in turn was a reference to something, but I forget what.

 

Mansk

"Ah, gotcha" 

 

XANDER: 

Be glad you aren't a purple person

 

NATE clears his throat and looks away

 

MAZE: 

Gideon's been awfully quiet

What do you think is running through his head?

 

NATE: 

I don't know anyone named Gideon, so I really can't answer that


GEORGE: 

I am just watching. 

*smirks*

I really don't care about nicknames….since you all seem so eager to give Faustus and Freya and everyone else one

 

SIGYN

canonically he was suuuper mad about no-one being able to remember his name, but like, yeah I can see how no-one really calling anyone else by their proper name would take the sting out

 

BEX

He got used to it in this instance. lol all the nicknames to keep up with. He thinks it's kind of funny at the moment

 

MAZE: 

Aw, you're no fun. You're like a wet noodle.


Miles

"You could try beating him with one. That might do the trick" 

 

REBECCA: 

Maze! Don't say that.

 

CAT: 

He just doesn't get it sometime

 

MAZE

 Why shouldn't I? It's what I was thinking

 

CAT: 

Not everything you think needs to come out.

 

XANDER: 

Not everything, but I like her train of thought

 

MAZE: 

Correction: Not everything YOU think needs to come out

But I, not being an airhead, am free to speak my mind.

 

TRENT: 

Hey. Perform a stop-it.

 

MAZE shrugs and sips on her wine cooler

 CAT got a little frustrated with Maze's words but said nothing

 

XANDER: 

Careful little Demon….sometimes the best course of action, is silence.


Lopez

"Why do you care about her girl drama tho?"

 

DESMODA

Maybe it's the vampire pussy’s time of the month.

 

Mansk

"Yeah Miles, it's called Ball hormones.  Keep up!"

 

Miles

"I purposely try not to now..."

 

ILLYBRIUS

Welcome to the club and have a beer.

 

MAZE: 

Yeah? You uh…. got the equipment to enforce that, Xanadu?

 

REBECCA: 

So, we are all still dressed up. 

*smirks*

 

CAT: 

Bet ya Freya and Faustus are having fun. I mean did you see the way he looked at her?


Miles

"The Freya show has been canceled idiot.  Clearly I'm not the only one not keeping up"

 

AKUMA slowly covers her "The Freya Show" T-shirt

Awwww.

 

GEORGE: 

Him? What about the way she looked at him? 

*laughs*

 

XANDER: 

Would you like to find out?

 

MAZE: 

Wouldn't you like to know?

 

XANDER: 

perhaps

 

MAZE: 

Hmm…. too bad 😉

 

XANDER chuckles and shrugs

 

REBECCA: 

You two just need to get to it and get it out of your system.

 

TRENT: 

What's the opposite of an erection? Is it a de-rection? Because that's what I'm experiencing right now.

 

NATE: 

same.

 

Miles

"Oh yeah, every time we have to witness any of this"

 

Lopez

"Yup, just OOP! It's gone! Guess we can start trash talking shit like high school girls"

 

Mansk

"You're perpetually like then"

 

Lopez

"Shut your mouth"

 

Mansk 😂

 

CIN, brightly

I have something that can help with that!

 

CYGNET

She named her kids Rohy and Canola. Don't trust her


REBECCA: 

I have no idea what that is….but eww.

 

CAT: 

Same

 

SIGYN

haha and Nate's reaction to hearing Cat's list was like


he went from 0-100 REAL QUICK

 

BEX

Right! How hasty have I been? Hahahaha

 

SIGYN

lol I forgot to add branding and fire play to Nate's long list o crazy

 

BEX

I like the idea of ice branding.

 

SIGYN

adding that to Trent's and Nate's

yeah they defffffinitely should have the kink talk on main also, maybe when George, Nate, and Cat are all chilling

 

CAT: 

damn….are Freya and Faustus still going at it? 

*snickers*

 

Lopez

"Omg girlfriend!! Right!!!?"

 

Miles

"Lopez enough, that's an order"

 

Lopez

"Yes Grandpapi!"

 

Miles immediately kicking Lopez's chair over.

 

Lopez

"GRANDPA ASSAULTED ME!!"

 

Mansk

"He broke ...."

 

CIN

Must be a day ending in -y


REBECCA: 

leave the witch alone. 

*giggles* 

me and Trent went for a long time….well. Almost every time.

 

GEORGE: 

they have been gone a while!

 

CAT: 

Rebecs….this house ain't soundproof ya know? (teases)

 

GEORGE: 

eww! I don't want to hear them!

 

TRENT: 

That's why I'm playing music

George, why is pegging on your list?

aren't you gay?

 

GEORGE: 

yes…. 

*blushes* 

a girl once….did so to me……long story.


Miles

"Well, then that is in fact NOT gay!"

 

CYGNET

THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING!

 

NATE raises eyebrow

 

XANDER senses the emotions in George and nods

let those questions go…. (says to all)


PENRYN

Okay, but doesn't the fact that it was on his kink list imply that he was into it?

 

NATE's eyes flick over to Cat

 

CAT notices

yes Nate? Can I help you?

 

TRENT obliviously bops his head to some old Sean Paul song

 

CAT: 

it wasn’t me if that's what you’re asking

 

NATE: 

No, that's not what I was going to absolutely not ask out loud

 

TRENT: 

….say what?

 

CAT's lips curl into a smirk

then what were you going to ask?

 

NATE: 

Nothing~

Xander said to let it go. I'm not saying a thing

 

REBECCA tilts her head at hearing a LOUD thump and smirks

louder Trent….music please…

 

XANDER: 

I meant as far as George's experience

 

TRENT:

 Sure


WAIT NO

THAT WAS ACCIDENTAL

I SWEAR

 

NATE: 

omg you TROLL

 

REBECCA: 

TRENT! 

*laughs*

 

CAT: 

ehh…the base should drown them out. 

Another loud CRASH can be heard from the other room.

I stand corrected.

 

REBECCA: 

REMEMBER….YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT! 

*shouts and giggles*

 

GEORGE: 

active….aren't they? 

*smirks*

 

NATE: 

okay we get it they're fucking


Fike

"No no, they're doing a ritual to summon Voldemort of course! I wouldn't trust them in there for long"

 

Lopez

"FIKE!!"

 

Fike

"Yup.... Shut up" 

 

GEORGE: 

don’t hate….we will be doing so later. 

*winks*

 

TRENT: 

Unrelated: 

 

NATE: 

TRENT!

 

TRENT: 

I said "UN"related.

 

NATE: 

…… oh. Right.

 

BEX


 

CAT: 

unrelated….RIGHT!

 

NATE

 . . .

 

CAT: 

we all give it up to someone at some point in time. Perfect song

 

TRENT: 

Uh…. I wasn't thinking about it like that

I just like reggae


Fike

"For real, it ain't that deep bro" 


ORION

Unlike she wishes Trent’s dick was.

 

CIN

Ugh! Onion! 

 

GEORGE: 

there are many reggae songs….

 

TRENT: 

yes and this was the one that was playing at the time

 

MAZE: 

Hey, the girl in yellow in the MV for that looks a little bit like me. She cute.

 

TRENT: 

Girl in red looks kind of like if Catherine let her hair frizz ever, which she doesn't.

 

BEX


 

REBECCA is jamming out

good song idea Cat!

 

NATE is blushing

 

CAT: 

perfect Freya and Faustus song too….just cause….

 

NATE: 

ugh

hey um I have a song


it's completely irrelevant to everything

 

(Bex-side) all go to listen

 

NATE:

 just like everyone constantly bringing up that bitch 🙃


Fike

"Ha! This guy's claps are on fleek. Why are we even here?"

 

CIN

immoral support.

 

TRENT: 

be nice, they're listening to it, aren't they?

 

BLACKWOOD returns

Listening to what?

 

TRENT: 

Hail hydrate!

 *hands him a tumbler filled with vitamin water*

 

BLACKWOOD: 

. . . is this poisoned?

 

REBECCA: 

I don’t speak Spanish

 

PENRYN

Canonically she speaks perfect Spanish

 

CAT: 

neither do I…


Fike

"Great to know, now tell us why you exist?"

 

PENRYN

Well, there's an actual reason Sigyn-side wrote her, and a reason we let Bex use her initially, but I can't explain this in a satisfactory manner

 

NATE: 

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I quit.

Bye

 

GEORGE: 

wait! Nate come back… 

*goes after him*

 

FREYA returns

what are you talking about?

 

CAT:

 I think we broke him (teases)

hey Freya, have fun?

 

TRENT:

 yeah, you know, I'm also out

Bye

 

the very unfortunately initialled VAAN DRYDERIN: 

VELLO, PEASANTS!

 

Lopez

"VATS THIS THEN PEASANT!!!???"

 

Fike Drum rolls

"IT IS THE VAMPIRE VAAN AND VE'S COME TO VUCK YOUR VLOOD!!!"

 

Mansk

"Are you two sure you did that right?"

 

Fike

"VUCK YOU!!"

 

Lopez

"YE!! VUCK YOU VANSK!!"

 

Miles

"I have a two headaches and it's only midnight " 


MAZE: 

omg what the fuck

 

REBECCA: 

oh for gods sakes… 

*goes after Trent*

 

CAT: 

Rebecs….let it go….they are hormonal again and can’t take that we aren’t talking about THEM having sex with their partners…

 

Fike

"WHORE-MOAN- ALL"

 

Lopez

"Nope just her"

 

THRENODY

Ironically, the actual whore hasn't debuted yet. 


MAZE: 

No, I'm pretty sure it's not that

it's literally just about Freya

 

GEORGE: 

you could be nicer… (says to Cat as he follows Nate) 

oh god. Another newbie

 

MAZE: 

like, no one cared about Xander and me sneaking off to ba—hunt

 

CAT: 

it’s stupid is what it is…wait…what? No! Really? You say demon you!

 

XANDER looks smug

 FREYA smirks and takes the vitamin water from Faustus and takes a sip to prove it's not poison and hands it back with a wink.

 

REBECCA:

 you people really know how to annoy….they won't let me in. 

*huffs*

 

MAZE:

 Oh I wou

too late

 

REBECCA: 

what?

 

MAZE: 

Yeah. We were ALSO gone for a long time

No one drew attention to it

but when it's precious sparkly Freeeeyaaaa


Mansk

"Wow, someone thinks this other than Nate. Should be a fucking sign" 


MAZE

anyway Trent wasn't mad

 

CAT: 

you are demons and he's a vampire….you both like each other. But you are experienced, and Freya isn’t. We like to tease her.

 

MAZE: 

okay, but you see what we're saying right

 

REBECCA: 

I don’t think its precious….I think its hysterical when she blushes when we rag on her


PENRYN

This is the RP equivalent of sucking your own dick in public.

 

CAT & REBECCA

Yessss

 

MAZE: 

you literally don’t

 

CAT: 

ugh…whatever….I need something to drink.

 

MAZE: 

Good for you

 

REBECCA is thinking about what Maze said and nods

 

FREYA: 

he hints that there is a way he might like me but then won't tell me. Is that not also a conundrum?

 

MAZE: 

How so?

 

FREYA: 

i get he doesn't like me cause something inside him tells him not to….but then in the same breath he says there is way he might like me but won't tell me. I don’t get that. If there was a way to like something or someone, wouldn’t you….you know….want to?

 

MAZE: 

Maybe it's more fun to watch you figure it out.

big brain time


Lopez

"Pity she no have one"

 

Miles

"At all. Fuckin coconut head up there" 

 

FREYA: 

he seems to like my fire……

 

CAT: 

brand him….or mark him. That'll change his tune

 

FREYA blinks

ummmm….I don’t think that's appropriate

 

REBECCA: 

yea….Trent and George would have a cow!

 

SIGYN

She's on the right track

Remember Lucifer can heal with a touch

 

BEX

Just have to figure out a way to 'restrain' Trent….George is easy enough

 

SIGYN

Trent promises not to murder Freya, probably

 

FREYA: 

does he now?

 

REBECCA: 

If he tries, I can take him elsewhere beforehand.

 

TRENT:

 pfft

 

REBECCA: 

What? You like spending time with me alone. 

*winks*

 

TRENT: 

I'm okay with it, as long as there's no big speeches. Which there won't be, because she hasn't been trying to suck his cock for two years like ~George~

 

FREYA:

 Eww! I want nothing of the kind. I just want to be friends.

 

GEORGE: 

don't you bring me into this….

 

TRENT:

 then it's cool.

Oh, one more thing.

Anything Freya does, I want Lucifer to undo.

 

FREYA:

 I had planned for it. No offence, but I don't want any of my marks to be on his skin….my marks are for Faustus only, to carry.

 

TRENT fully relaxes

Okay. Cool.

 

NATE: 

Agreed.

 

CAT: 

she doesn't want to permanently mark him, she just wants to be friends with everyone and if this works, then goodie. less stress around here.

 

SIGYN

how mad would George be if Trent bumped into Lucifer and had him "accidentally" remove George's mark from Nate?

I'm not gonna do it but the idea is amusing

 

BEX

he would be PISSED! *giggles*

I think that would be the first time we would ever see him get really mad and use foul language and hell he might even hit someone

 

SIGYN

yeah that would be really cruel of Trent

I can't actually imagine him doing it

 

BEX

I can't really imagine George cussing…lol

 

FREYA: 

Wait….what? You agree? Like, you will actually let me?

 

NATE freezes

 I wasn't thinking about it. I was just agreeing to the terms. It all sounded very reasonable

 

FREYA nods and plans to have a talk with Faustus and Lucifer later

 BLACKWOOD & LUCIFER are currently playing dominos.

 

CAT: 

So, we still dressed, looking fabulous, but we should do something while we look this way.


Fike

"OPEN CASKETS!!" 

 

REBECCA chuckles

Ohhh, I plan too. Later. I just love how freeing the dress is! Normally I hate dresses, but this is AWESOME!

 

GEORGE: 

Leather is a bit itchy but it's fun.

 

TRENT: 

What? You wear dresses ALL THE TIME

 

REBECCA: 

Not like this! 

*giggles*

 

CAT:

 I think he means your normal wardrobe.

 

REBECCA: 

I know what he meant….I don't really like dresses. I just wear them cause they make me look good

 

PENRYN

That is not in-keeping with canon. Canon Rebecca is very feminine. She loves dresses, has perfect hair and makeup in season 3, usually imagines herself in all these intricate costumes, has her nails done, always wears heels, like she's GIRLY. There are a few times she doesn’t look like a lady, and they’re jarring.

 

SYKES

And it's a very contradicting statement. 


XANDER: 

This outfit is strangely comforting too. I can move silently in it, so I like it.

 

TRENT: 

Oh, you just need to buy something with better liner

 

GEORGE chuckles

I will look into that, thanks.

 

FREYA walks over to where Faustus and Lucifer were playing and watched a moment

 

CAT:

 I still like this sword! I want one….not like this, but one that suits me.

 *giggles*

 

TRENT: 

Good leatherworkers make things you can wear for hours without discomfort…. Although I do recommend being in an air-conditioned room.

I once accidentally fell asleep wearing leather underwear

 

GEORGE: 

That makes sense. Got any ideas on good leatherworkers?

 

NATE: 

Yeah, that's a nice-looking sword

 

TRENT: 

Of course. 

*Pulls out a baker's dozen business cards*

They're expensive, but worth it.

 

GEORGE's eyes go wide and he takes a few

Thanks, Trent

 

REBECCA: 

So really, what are we doing tonight?

 

CAT: 

What wild antics are we gonna get up to? 

*giggles*

 

NATE: 

You keep asking that

Why can't we just go with the flow of where the conversation takes us?


Miles

"Because Nathaniel, these are the kind of bitches that still ask 'Are we there yet' on a fucking road trip"

 

SERLEINA

Just sing them that CoComelon song and distract them!

 

CAT: 

We can….I am just wound up a bit, I guess. The music Admin is listening to isn't helping. 😛

 

REBECCA nods head to the beat


 

CAT:

 It's a good song, but I like Faun….German music is so nice, and it's more earth…well….


 

FREYA looks up at hearing Faun and smiles. Nods to the beat

 

NATE: 


 

REBECCA: 

Ohhh I like that one

 

GEORGE does more than nod to the beat.

 CAT giggles and smiles, tapping her foot

 NATE watches George

 GEORGE, not realizing he is basically seat dancing, hums to himself

 

REBECCA giggles

He's good….

 

CAT: 

Yea….even in his seat. Wow

 

Movement catches FREYA'S attention, and she looks over and watches, smirking.

 

SIGYN (after sending Bex a video of herself in the pool)

I jumped into the deep end; he hates it LOL

 

BEX

George can't help it. it's good music, he just has to move….

and poor Trent!

 

TRENT: 

OF COURSE I HATE IT YOU'RE FOUR FOOT NOTHING AT LEAST KNOCK ME OUUUUTTTT

 

SIGYN

um I'm 5'4???

 

TRENT:

 NOT EXACTLY SLENDERMAN

THIS POOL IS EIGHT FEET DEEP

 

REBECCA:

 Trent….baby….breathe. Admin isn't going to murder you

 

MAZE: 

it's called Exposure Therapy, biiitch


Miles

"See, Multiple people suggesting it buddy. Just throw yourself in! Better yet, watch! I'll put that on my to do list!" 


Fike

"The Way Of Water Bitch!"

 

Miles

"Ha! Good one!" 

 

Fike

"Hire a Tulkan to baby sit! It'll be great"

 

Lopez eye rolling.

"You're both bad people" 


REBECCA: 

not exactly how I would have done it, but Trent….baby…you're safe. Admin wouldn't do anything to hurt you nor herself. 

*tries to comfort him*

 

NATE: 

I like watching George move

 

GEORGE opens his eyes, realizes he is being watched and blushes

ummm—-well—-sorry

 

NATE smiles and scoops George into his lap

 GEORGE nuzzles against Nate and chuckles, wrapping his arms around him

 

SIGYN

yeah so when I swim, I jump directly into the deep end to get used to the cold quicker because hahaha what's pool heating

 

BEX

right! I do the exact same thing….though I can see how that would freak Trent out. XD

 

SIGYN

I wear a mask though so I don't take in water & can see

he admits it's better than nothing

I need visibility and for my nose to be protected LOL

 

TRENT: 

okay. Yes. Shallow end, sitting on the stair, talking. This is fine.

 

BEX

maybe I should since Xan hissed at me when I got into the bath. He thought it was holy water at first….ummm presumptuous much? Lol

 

SIGYN

LOL poor Xander

 

BEX

like where would I get Holy water to bathe

 

LUCIFER: 

the Vatican?

 

SIGYN

I think it's interesting how we have a pyrophobe and a hydrophobe

and they kinda sorta get along

 

BEX

Yea, Xander is afraid of being burned, yet he tolerates Freya….you would think Trent would like her cause she keeps water away. Lol

 

SIGYN

See, Trent? Sitting in the shallow end is fine, after first being thrown into the deep end with no warning 😁

 

MAZE: 

Like I said

 

REBECCA: 

my poor baby… 

*cuddles Trent*

 

TRENT:

 stop swimming to the bright light, that could be a viperfish

 

MAZE: 

It's a POOL LIGHT

 

SIGYN

You have a VERY active imagination, figment of mine

 

BEX

that's the best kind!

I am corrupting my daughter. lol showing her a few of Todrick’s songs. Lol

she's already heard I like boys….well that takes all the fun out of it

 

NATE: 

I mean

making a song about that is silly

who here DOESN’T?

 

SIGYN

oh oh GUYS

George specifically I have a song for y’all

 

BEX

Poor Trent!

 

SIGYN


 

GEORGE: 

Oh my!

 

REBECCA: 

that's actually really funny, but cute

 

NATE: 

The first time someone told me there was a difference between kneeling down and bending over I punched the guy

….but he was right

 

GEORGE laughs

There is a big difference babe

 

TRENT: 

hey Nate

 

Trent shows a picture/screenshot

 

TRENT: 

that's you in a frat house

 

NATE: >\\\\\\\\\\\\\>

 

GEORGE: 

Wow!

 

CAT: 

Ok, now that is hot

 

SIGYN

it's a screenshot from the MV But yeah let's go with that

 

BEX

I can get behind that lol

 

SIGYN

no you can't you're a girl

 

BEX

Bwahahahaha!

 *dies*

oh yes I can! It's called a strap on

 

Fike

"So that's why your husband's a cripple?"

 

DÉSMODA

Yes, clearly she blew his back out with her strappy.

 

FIKE

 She brokebacked his mountain!


NATE: 

Not my thing

 

TRENT: 

no but it's George's


CYGNET

And my boyfriend's!

 

CAT: 

Really? But you and George….isn't that the same thing?

 

GEORGE blushes

 

NATE: 

….nope

not to be sexist but there is a difference

 

CAT nods

I think I getcha.

 

REBECCA: 

Nothing beats the real thing

 

SIGYN

Not if the guy is fat enough LOL

 

NATE:

 ew no I don't do fat guys


PENRYN, 2022

You'd do Haesten.


Lopez

"Well that's Fatsest"

 

Fike

"Are you planning on getting fat?"

 

Lopez

"Maybe, start a new trend. Fat Na'vi"

 

Fike

"Porno trend maybe"

 

SYKES

But Haeston is Daddy so does he really count?

 

Lopez

"And he cares his chub with pride. There's a VERY distinctive difference between him and a normal fat person"

 

CYGNET

Haesten is gorgeous and adorable and Penryn should be ashamed.

 

PENRYN

Bold of you to assume I have the capacity to feel shame.

 

GEORGE smirks

 

REBECCA: 

He isn't exactly fit but he ain't fat neither.

 

XANDER: 

He is—-adequate.

 

GEORGE: 

gee thanks

 

PENRYN

George’s actor does actually work out! He’s not as ripped as SMF, but he has a decent body!

 

NATE: 

You shut up about my cutie. He's adorable

 

TRENT: 

hey this just popped into m'nogs

 

XANDER: 

He is not my type, but I wasn't going to be—mean.


Fike

"Well good because you look like you need a lifetime’s worth of cheese burger and facial reconstruction surgery"

 

CIN

FATALITY! FINISH HIM!

 

CYGNET

You keep claiming you’re straight, so how is it mean that he’s not your type if men aren’t your type to begin with?


REBECCA: 

What is it babe?

 

TRENT: 

why don't we go through all our friends and acquaintances (people from our shows) and play Smash or Pass?

Okay. First, Heather. Smash or Pass?

 

NATE: 

wow way to not wait for an answer.

 

FREYA peeks up at the mention of a game

Sure, I'm in.

 

CAT: 

me too

 

GEORGE: 

sure


Heather

 

REBECCA: Smash

 CAT: Smash

 FREYA: Pass

 GEORGE: Pass

 

XANDER tilts head

Smash

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Hm …. Pass.

 

LUCIFER: 

smash, absolutely.

 

MAZE: 

She seems cool. Smash.

 

NATE: 

………………………smash.

 

TRENT: 

Smash, but only with Rebecca there also.

ooh let's make this even more fun

 

REBECCA: 

oh dear… 

*giggles*

 

TRENT: 

take a shot for every time our resident slut passes.

 

MAZE: 

sure, if you wanna be stone cold sober

 

CAT bursts out laughing

 

NATE:

 Hey! 

tch. Okay fine

One of you guys pick the next one

 

FREYA: 

I'll go…. 

*thinks a moment*

Caliban

REBECCA: 

Ohhhh….total Smash!

 

CAT: 

too boyish for me…pass

 

GEORGE: Smash

 

FREYA giggles

smash, but only if my Priest permitted.

 

XANDER:

 I would eat him first but smash.

 

Lopez

"Ah yes, so the secret never leaves the grave .... Despite having told a room of people"

 

AKUMA

Oh, I love this bit! Ahem. Illybrius! Something is going on with Corri, but you can’t tell anyone!

 

ILLYBRIUS

Yes. I promise. It’s not like we’re broadcasting this for free on intergalactic television or anything.


TRENT:

 Hmmmmmmm…. I dunno. If I can put him in a cute lil skater dress, maybe smash?

 

MAZE and LUCIFER: Smash!

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Pass, but Freya is free to play.

 

NATE: 

ehhhhh pass.

 

MAZE: 

WHAT?! Okay everybody take a shot

 

LUCIFER hastily pours drinks

I was not prepared for this

 

NATE: 

gee thanks

 

All take a shot

 

REBECCA: 

Holy hell! Nate said no!

 

CAT: 

WOW!

 

NATE: 

Okay, well, I'm choosing the next one. White Josh.


TRENT: 

White Josh? Really?

 

NATE: 

Smash or pass? oh and don't worry whether he would do you. I'm not going to tell him what you guys say

 

REBECCA: 

Eww! NO PASS!

 

CAT: Pass

 

GEORGE tilts head

Maybe if he were a little nicer to me….smash

 

PENRYN

Canonically they don’t interact?

 

FREYA shakes head

Pass

 

XANDER: Pass

 

TRENT makes a face

HARD pass.

 

MAZE tilts her head this way and that

Pass.

 

LUCIFER: Smash.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I could be convinced to smash, perhaps.

 

NATE: 

Hard SMASH.

 

TRENT huffs

Well I'm surprised you haven't done him already

 

NATE: 

Uh someone else go.

 

CAT: 

how about Darryl?


 NATE: Pass

 

everybody drinks

 

REBECCA: pass

 

CAT: 

I'd smash him. He’s cute

 

FREYA: pass

 GEORGE: smash

 

XANDER: 

smash….to fluffy

 

"You guys want to smash THAT old mustache man? Wait of course you do.... Faustus and like ten other creepy looking old dudes with bird beak noses" Fike definitely just being truthfully shallow this time.

 

Lopez

"Xander didn't even say he'd kill him first. He's getting gayer by the minute" 


TRENT: 

Ehhhh??? Maybe smash? But only if he wined and dined me first.

 

MAZE: 

Blech. Pass.

 

LUCIFER: 

Hmm, I'm going to have to agree with Mazikeen. Pass.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

He seems eager to please…. Smash.

 

NATE: 

George, you'd sleep with Darryl?

wait, George, have you slept with Darryl?

 

GEORGE: 

No, I haven't.

 

NATE: 😂😂😂

 

GEORGE: 

I said I would in the game, but I haven't no. 

*chuckles*

 

NATE:

 why would you tho

I'm not judging….much


Fike

"You should definitely be judging. Or let them run away and be happy and ugly together" 

 

GEORGE: 

Cause he looks like fun.

 

NATE:

 ….he— what?

 

GEORGE: 

like there is something hidden under that 'pretty puppy' attitude he has on a daily

 

REBECCA: 

basically is saying that there might be something—darker hidden inside Darryl and he'd like to bring it out….

 

GEORGE: 

but for game’s sake ONLY


Mansk

"Please cease and desist..... "

 

CIN

Okay, firstly, there’s nothing “dark” about Darryl. Secondly, if there WAS, George wouldn’t be the one to bring it out. He wouldn’t want to. All of Nathaniel’s “darkness”—

 

XEMNAS

DARKNESS!

 

CIN

Thank you, Superior. Anyway, all of Nate’s was right there on the surface, and George was one of the ones who was able to dig deeper and find the goodness and vulnerability in him. And it wasn’t by being a sanctimonious little bitch, by the way. He was just consistently kind, caring, and NONJUDGMENTAL. Hint, hint. Oh and before anyone wants to @ me, I’m meant to be judgmental. It’s a deliberate character flaw chosen by my writer. Thank you and have a blessed day.

 

BLACKWOOD:

 Interesting…. My turn

Sabrina, smash or pass?


REBECCA: 

She's pretty….smash

 

CAT: 

Total smash!

 

GEORGE: Pass

 

FREYA:

 If she didn't annoy Faustus so much, smash.

 

XANDER: 

I like her energy….total smash. She might even like a few things I do to her too……

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I would pass, of course.

 

TRENT: Pass

 

MAZE: 

Smash, but only if I could gag her.

 

LUCIFER: 💯 smash.

 

NATE: 

Not my type. Pass.

 

LUCIFER: 

I think we're going to need another bottle

 

all drink

 

REBECCA:

 Damn…what is this Luci?

 

LUCIFER:

 It's called a brain eraser

I didn't realize our Nathaniel was so picky.

 

GEORGE: 

so…my turn?

 

REBECCA: 

Right….but at least he has 'standards' 

*giggles*

 

GEORGE: 

Valencia……


REBECCA: Pass

 CAT: Pass

 

GEORGE: 

Deff Pass

 

FREYA: pass

 XANDER: Smash….

 

TRENT: 

Hard pass. 

*Makes a face*

 

MAZE tilts head this way and that

Hmmmmm smash

 

LUCIFER: Smash.

 BLACKWOOD: Pass.

 

NATE: 

yeah no pass.

 

MAZE holds out her shot glass

Fuck me up fam

 

LUCIFER refreshes everyone's drinks

 Everyone drinks

 CAT makes a face but shoots it

 

FREYA blinks and smirks

Brain eraser huh? I can see why……

 

LUCIFER: 

Amenadiel


REBECCA: 

I am feeling it for sure

*tilts head* 

Smash

 

CAT: Pass

 

GEORGE: 

Maybe smash?

 

FREYA: Pass

 XANDER: Pass

 

LUCIFER: 

Smmmpass. I just remembered he's my brother.

 

MAZE cackles

Smash! I've done it before, and I'd do it again.

 

TRENT: 

hmmm…. Nope, can't picture it. Pass.

 

NATE: 

Would absolutely smash!

 

BLACKWOOD: 

……………….

………….

………………smash.

 

CAT: 

we are learning so much

 

REBECCA laughs

 yep, sure are.

 

FREYA: 

Melvin

 *snickers*


REBECCA: 

Pass….HARD pass

 

CAT tilts head and smirks

He's cute….in a boyish way that is charming….smash

 

GEORGE shakes head

Not my type….pass.

 

FREYA: 

Not a chance in hell……pass

 

XANDER:

 I would like to make him scream….smash.

 

Fike

"Please explain to me how you're a child molester with a daddy kink? And no I don't care if he's thirty he looks fifteen"

 

CIN

He actually might be 15, but don’t quote me on that.


LUCIFER: smash

 

MAZE: 

He looks like he'd be fun to torture. Smash.

 

NATE: 

Awww. Smash 😕 sorry George

 

TRENT: Smash

 BLACKWOOD: pass

 

GEORGE: 

It's ok love. 

*makes kissy face*

 

XANDER:

 Indeed Maze…

 *smirks*

 

NATE: 😘

 

MAZE retches into a bucket

My turn.

Detective Douche


LUCIFER: smash

 

MAZE: 

….eh, yeah, smash.

 

NATE: 😍😍😍😍

smash!!!!

 

TRENT: 

Agreed. Smash.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Are you out of your minds? PASS! PASS!

 

REBECCA: 

ohhhhh……smash! Yes!

 

CAT:

 Most deff Smash!

 

GEORGE thinks about it a moment

He's kinda cute….smash

 

FREYA blinks and smirks

Maybe……….smash?

 

XANDER: 

Pass! he seems kind of like an ass……

 

LUCIFER: 

actually his name is Daniel Espinoza, but we all call him Det. Douche.

 

REBECCA laughs

This has been so enlightening!

 

CAT: 

Why do you call him that?

 

LUCIFER: 

because he's a douche

 

XANDER: 

as I said….

 

GEORGE: 

well that was fun. 

*takes another sip of his drink* 

Gods….it's horrible and yet so good

 

NATE: 

no,,, I wanna keep playing

 

CAT: 

We can go another round….

 

REBECCA: 

I will have to think of more people. 

*giggles*

 

XANDER: 

I have a few from my time that you might find cute….or not….

 

NATE:

 Intriguing

 

GEORGE: 

Hey yea! Xander hasn't gone yet!

 

LUCIFER: 

Just to be safe, I'm switching to Gatorade

 

XANDER: (shows them a picture; it's one of two submissions he made but if they got mixed up then ehhh idk what to tell you)

His name, was Hans…. 


REBECCA: 

Dammmmnnnn……Smash!

 

CAT: 

yep, what she said….smash

 

GEORGE: 

I'd smash him

 

FREYA: 

Samsh….I mean smash…

 

XANDER: 

HAVE smashed….and he was very good……


Fike

"Ah, so he had a vagina then?"

 

CYGNET, 🤣

That still wouldn’t make Xander straight! 


PENRYN

I believe Bex’s kilt fetish is showing.

 

SYKES

No, Xander has said “smash” to more than just his kilt boys.

 

PENRYN

Mm yes, and one of the others bears at least a passing resemblance to our Sebastian. Behold:



TRENT and NATE: SMASH!

 LUCIFER: Pass.

 

MAZE: 

He's ok for a night I guess. Smash.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

certainly not. Pass

 

GEORGE: 

Did you just misspeak Freya?

 

REBECCA: 

Lucifer, Gatorade over here please….I need some too!

 

LUCIFER hands out bottles

 

REBECCA: 

Thanks!

 

FREYA takes it and sips on it

 

CAT: 

I'm still good.

 

SIGYN

I'm gonna just like….admin share various characters cause trying to keep track of who had chosen is confusing

And y'all can smash or pass

 

TRENT grumbles

ok but I'm still mad.

"DONT WORRY TRENT, WE TREAD WATER AUTOMATICALLY"

AND THEN SHE FORGOT TO DO IT

 

SIGYN

We were near the ladder!

 

TRENT: 

YOU ARE HALF THE HEIGHT OF THE DEPTH OF THE POOL

 

CAT: 

He will get used to it sometime….

 *giggle-hiccups*

 

REBECCA: 

You are safe now love. All is well.

 

TRENT whimpers

 

SIGYN

Josh Chan


TRENT:

 wtf PASS

 

NATE:

 smash lol

 

LUCIFER: 

Shash. I mean, smash.

 

MAZE: 

Awww a himbo! Smash.

 

BLACKWOOD makes a face

Pass

 

REBECCA goes and cuddles Trent and tries to soothe him

Ohhh……I sorta….already….did……but now most deff PASS

 

CAT: 

No way! Pass

 

GEORGE: 

Too immature for me Pass

 

FREYA: 

Hard pass

 

XANDER: 

No…Pass

 

FREYA: 

Jerathmiel


REBECCA tilts head

Smash

 

CAT: 

Pass….but he looks kinky

 

GEORGE: Smash…….

 

FREYA: 

HELLO NO! PASS PASS

 

XANDER:

 Ewww….No! Pass

 

TRENT: 

Hmmmm, maybe smash. Yeah, on second thought, probably smash.

 

NATE: SMASH 😍

 BLACKWOOD: Pass

 

LUCIFER: 

Smash, but only because he looks kinky.

 

MAZE: 

Nope. Pass.

 

FREYA: 

Ohhh he was…. 

*smirks and rolls her eyes*


PENRYN

How the fuck would YOU know?

 

SIGYN

Dr. Linda


REBECCA: pass

 

CAT: 

She's kinda hot…smash

 

GEORGE: 

Nope…Pass

 

FREYA: 

Not my type…Pass

 

XANDER: 

So subtle, but tasty….smash

 

LUCIFER and MAZE: 

smash, obviously.

 

TRENT: 

Pass, obviously.

 

NATE: 

she looks, like, 60. Pass.

 

All drink Gatorade

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Delightful…. Smash.

 

XANDER: 

Justin 


REBECCA: 

Smash! Yes Sir!

 

CAT: 

Heavenly…Smash it right up!

 

GEORGE: Smash

 FREYA: Pass

 XANDER: Pass

 TRENT & NATE: SMASH!

 

LUCIFER: 

Yes, smash.

 

MAZE:

 ehhh pass.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Pass.

Miss Maddock, for future reference, if you describe anyone as "h**venly," it's a guarantee I'm going to pass.

 

LUCIFER: 

not me lol

 

CAT laughs

Noted Priest.

 

SIGYN

Dork-ass


BLACKWOOD:

 it…. It's Dorcas

and pass.

 

REBECCA: 

No no Pass

 

CAT: 

I'd break that bitch….pass

 

GEORGE: 

If she was a dude, I'd do her….she has that aura….smash

 

FREYA: Pass!

 XANDER: Smash

 

TRENT makes a face

Pass

 

NATE: 

Smash!

 

LUCIFER: 

Naughty, naughty….but a bit young. Pass.

 

MAZE stands and slams both hands on the table

SMASH

 

NATE: 

I'd share her with George 😘 or share him with her

Whichever

 

GEORGE: 

either way works for me hun

 

CAT: 

Father Brah


NATE bursts out laughing

 

REBECCA: 

Maybe….smash

 

CAT: 

Cute, but no…Pass

 

GEORGE: Smash

 

FREYA's eyes go wide

NO PASS

 

XANDER growls

If I can torture him, smash….

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Smash. I could corrupt him 😈

 

LUCIFER: 

Smash if I could gag him, it'd be hilarious.

 

MAZE: 🤢 pass

 

TRENT: 

uhh— wha— I 

…. …. …. 

🥵 smash.

 

NATE: 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA smash though

 

REBECCA: 

Wow….we are some crazy messed up fuckers. 

*laughs* 

I LOVE IT


Lopez

"Mmm yeah, there's definitely a priest kink in the room" 

 

SIGYN

Uriel


REBECCA: Nope….pass

 

CAT looks at him closely

Naww…Pass.

 

GEORGE: 

Older men know what they are doing….in theory….smash


PENRYN

He's actually younger than Amenadiel, and it does not seem like he has ever gotten laid in his life.

 

FREYA shakes head

Pass

 

XANDER:

 I would not taint myself….pass

 

LUCIFER: 

Obvious pass, he's my brother.

 

MAZE: 

yeah pass.

 

NATE: 

Ugh! Pass!

 

All drink Gatorade

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Hmmmmm, intriguing. Perhaps smash.

 

TRENT: 

He's like the exact opposite of my type??? so pass.

 

all drink and laugh and giggle

 

SIGYN

George omg

 

GEORGE: 

well….it's true….

 

SIGYN

I mean, they do

 

NATE frowns

if you're going to go for older guys can they at least be cute

 

GEORGE: 

and if he's kinky to boot….I win…. 

*looks over at Nate* 

It's only a game, Love. YOU know exactly what you are doing!!

 

REBECCA: 

It isn't always about looks Nate….but how they can make you feel

 

NATE: 

I don't….but thank you

yeah no it's definitely about looks

 

TRENT: 

Hey, now

 

GEORGE: 

yes you do…. (says softly and nuzzles)

I have no complaints.

 

CAT: 

Really? If it's about looks then why are you with George? Hmmm?

 

MAZE: 

OHHHHH SNAP!

 

TRENT cackles

 GEORGE looks over at Cat

 

CAT: 

What? He said you weren't his type for the LONGEST time…and now look….you are so cute together!

 

REBECCA snorts

 

NATE takes out his phone and scrolls through his image gallery, then flashes the picture

 Does this answer your question?

 

TRENT blushes

omg put that away

 

LUCIFER arches eyebrow

Well, George

Congratulations!

 

GEORGE: 

Don't show them THAT!

 

BLACKWOOD wrinkles nose and tsks

 

REBECCA: 

If it's his dick pic I DON'T want to know! 

*covers her eyes*

 

CAT covers Freya's eyes as well

 FREYA rolls her eyes behind Cat's hands


MAZE tilts head

Hmm…. Yep, I give that one an eight out of ten.

There's always room for improvement.

You should consider a Jacob's Ladder piercing

 

NATE shivers

 

GEORGE: 

What? NATE! 

*swipes his phone and turns it off and hands it back*

 

REBECCA: 

Is it over?

 

CAT: 

Yea….for now

 

NATE: 

What? They asked

 

(Bex-side) All

No we didn't!

 

CAT: 

I said if it wasn't about looks….not……THAT

 

NATE pouts

Okay, I'm sorry

 

CAT snorts sarcastically

Yea…or just get Freya to mark him instead!

 

FREYA: 

HEY! Why am I brought into this…no thank you!

 

NATE:

 No to that.

 

CAT:

 Instead of piercings…. 

*chuckles*

 

GEORGE: 

HELL NO….I don't want to be burned down there, thanks

 

FREYA: 

again……no. My mark is for one person and one person ONLY.

 

CAT shrugs

 was just an idea….

 

REBECCA: 

Naomi Bunch! 

*cackles*


TRENT: 

Ew! HELL to the no

 

NATE: 

Ugh, are you kidding me? Pass, pass, pass!

 

REBECCA: 

My mom….NO!

 

CAT: 

If she wasn't such an asshat….no, not even then…Pass

 

GEORGE: 

Haarrrdddd Pass

 

FREYA: 

No way….Pass

 

XANDER smiles wickedly

She looks….fun….smash

 

all drink Brain Eraser

 

LUCIFER: Smash!

 

MAZE: 

ehhhhh yeah smash

 

BLACKWOOD: smash

 

REBECCA: 

ewww….Luci, Maze and Faustus, you'd do my mom? omg, ewww! 

*chuckles and drinks just to erase THAT memory*

 

MAZE: 

🎵Becca's mom has got it going on 🎵

 

CAT: 

You know….one of them does kind of look like you…. (teases)

 

REBECCA: 

NOT FUNNY!

 

GEORGE: 

Yes that was….hysterical!

 

SIGYN

Ambrose


REBECCA: 

God yes! Smash!

 

CAT & GEORGE: 

Kinky fucker….smash

 

FREYA: 

already said I would smash if he wasn't so cocky

 

XANDER: 

Delighting in his flesh would be fun…smash

 

NATE: 

Mmmm, yum-my. Smash.

 

TRENT makes a face

Pass.

 

BLACKWOOD: ….smash.

 

MAZE: 

Smash, please!

 

LUCIFER: 

I could be convinced to smash.

 

TRENT: _ʖ

 

REBECCA: 

ohhh….that was fun…. 

*looks over at Trent* 

What Babe? Just in game

 

CAT: 

I can't think of anyone else……

 

TRENT: 

There's no rule saying we can't do each other

 

REBECCA: 

Huh?

 

TRENT: 

I'm not jealous. I'm just surprised that I'm the only one who wouldn't do him

 

NATE: 

In game

although I'm pretty sure most of us would do Rebecca

 

CAT: 

what's not to like….he's a warlock, he's smart, and cocky and kinky….sign me up. 😛

 

REBECCA: 

Whoa….hey now….

 

TRENT: 

No, Nathaniel, only those of us who both like girls and have good taste

although that would be a way to ramp it up a notch

 

CAT: 

and charming….did I forget that! 

*in case someone tries to use that same excuse for her to like Faustus*

 

REBECCA: 

US? Each other….no thank you!

 *drinks*

 

MAZE: 

I think it would be fun

 

CAT: 

Yea….she would have a complex. (teases)

 

XANDER: 

I am in if anyone else is….

 

TRENT: 

In

 

NATE: 

Yep

 

FREYA: 

Oh lord…I don't think I want to know….

 

CAT: 

could be entertaining!

 

LUCIFER:

 Sign me up

 

REBECCA: 

Fuck!

 

BLACKWOOD: 

At this point I would tell you whether you wanted to know or not. 

*Hic*

 

CAT giggles and hands her another drink

Wait…is the Priest drunk?

 

GEORGE: 

I didn't know that could happen….

 

SIGYN

Drunkie gets judged first


FAUSTUS

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard

 

REBECCA: 

Not my type…pass


PENRYN

Didn't you say he was "cute in a creepy way" or something to that effect in his debut? What is continuity?

 

CAT laughs

heck no…pass

 

GEORGE: 

Maybe….if I was drunk enough….smash

 

FREYA: 

SMASH….EVERYWHERE AND EVERYWAY! 😈😈😈😈

 

XANDER: 

Pass….his flavor is not to my liking.

 

NATE immediately

Yes.

 

TRENT raises eyebrows

 In tequila veritas, indeed. But yes.

 

MAZE: 

Maybe. If you had a bag on your head. On second thought, no. Never.

 

LUCIFER: 

Absolutely.

 

SIGYN

Rebecca.


TRENT and NATE: SMASH!

 

BLACKWOOD: 

smish smash I'd tap that ashhhhh

 

REBECCA covers her face and groans playfully

 

CAT: Smash….


PENRYN

You've known your brother had a crush on her since he was 18 and you were 9 so that's weird....

 

Lopez

"But she also wants to fuck her brother" 


PENRYN

That makes it worse, thank you for reminding me. 


GEORGE: 

Sorry…no…Pass

 

FREYA: Pass….

 

XANDER: 

I would delight in biting you if I knew you wouldn't enjoy it so much….smash

 

MAZE: 

Too…… Cutesy. Pass.

 

LUCIFER: 

Delightful. Smash

 

BEX

Freya!


REBECCA: 

Pass….too 'young' for me

 

CAT: 

Oh, I'd smash her. She seems fun


"That's not a secret. Everybody knows!" Prager walking past with a cup of ramen and a blanket on his head and very creepily saying that like Sheldon before scurrying off.

 

Lopez

"Was he standing in the back this whole time waiting to attack Cat at least once tonight?"

 

Fike

"Probably...." 

 

GEORGE: 

Nope, Pass

 

FREYA blushes

 

XANDER: 

I would love to show you a world of exquisite torments….smash

 

MAZE: 

ehhh…………. Nah, pass.

 

TRENT: 

HARD pass ¯\___/¯

 

LUCIFER: 

Yes, pass…. A little TOO innocent for my liking.

 

BLACKWOOD: smaaaaaaasssshhhhhhh

 

NATE: 

. . . . . . . . . . . . paaaaasmash.

 

TRENT: 

Which is it, little bug?

 

FREYA: 

What? 

*heard Nate as well, and confused*

 

NATE: (;ŏŏ)

 I said I'd s-smash

 

REBECCA chokes on her drink

 

CAT: 

really!

 

FREYA: 

but….you hate me….????

 

NATE: 

yeah that's not necessarily a no for me

hated Rebecca the first week we worked together

hated Trent for months

 

FREYA: 

Ohhh….the hate sex thing. I don't get that all, but ok.

 *chuckles*

 

SIGYN

Nathaniel


REBECCA & CAT: 

SMASH IT SO HARD!!

 

GEORGE: 

SMASH SMASH DOUBLE DASH!!!

 

FREYA: 

He's cute….but pass

 

XANDER: Pass.

 

TRENT: ❤️s❤️m❤️a❤️s❤️h❤️ 🐛

 

NATE: 🥰

 

BLACKWOOD: 

smishity smooty fetch me that booty


Lopez

"And in the future that's all he knows how to say as he skips around after his own dick"

 

Fike

"He creeps me out..... Someone should cut it off" 

 

LUCIFER: 

Colorfully put, and I agree. Smash.

 

MAZE: 

Pass. I'd rather do a vanilla than that freak.

 

REBECCA

XANDER!

Most deff….smash


CAT: 

I'd hit that…and teach him a few things. 

*hic* 

Smash

 

GEORGE: 

Oh yes, Smash

 

FREYA: Smash

 XANDER chuckles, showing fang

 MAZE: SMASH!!!

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Yes, smash.

 

LUCIFER: 

Certainly, I agree. Smash.

 

TRENT: ಠಿ_ . . . .

☯✿ 

smash

 

NATE: 

oh FUCK yes, I'd smash.

 

XANDER bows with a wicked smirk

You are too kind……

 

SIGYN

omg we got a unanimous smash

okay, Trent!


TRENT

☯✿

 

NATE jumps up and lands on the coffee table, snapping it in half

SMASH!

 

REBECCA: 

SMASH HIM UP HARD! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

 

CAT: 

He's my bro….HARDDD PASS!


Lopez

"Liar, Liar, Pants on fire!"

 

AKUMA

She’s probably only saying that because he passed on her and she wants to save face. 

 

GEORGE: 

Smash….if I knew he wouldn't hurt me if I tried.

 

FREYA: 

Maybe….possibly……smmmmmassshhhhh……I don't know….

 

XANDER: 

We would kill each other….smash

 

LUCIFER: 

I agree [with Nathaniel], but without the furniture destruction.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

wissout it or wis MORE of it? Smasharoon schmigadoon!

 

MAZE: 

Hmmmmm…. Smash.

 

TRENT: @ George: ʕ_ʔ

Why do you think I would hurt you for trying?

I'm not saying I wouldn’t

but why do you think I would?

 

REBECCA smirks at Faustus and shakes head

Lucifer….get the Priest some Gatorade please.

 

FREYA has never seen Faustus like that and chuckles

Yea…I think you are cut off, Love.

 

SIGYN

Aww man but playing Drunk Faustus is so fun

 

GEORGE: 

Because you don't like me Trent….and are fiercely protective of those you do love

 

TRENT: 

Well, for what it's worth, I wouldn't mind smashing

 

SIGYN

Okay… George!


REBECCA: 

Sorry, but not my type, Pass

 

CAT: Pass

 GEORGE smirks

 

FREYA: 

You are cool but not my type…Pass

 

XANDER: 

I would hit that…smash

 

NATE:

 Absolutely smash, hell yes, 10/10 would recommend

 

GEORGE: @ Trent 

You can't tell me that if I tried to kiss you….like right now…you wouldn't hurt me? 

*snickers*

 

TRENT: 

ohhh you're THAT level of drunk. Barkeep, hand us another

 

GEORGE: 

What? No…not yet… 

*hics*

 

MAZE smirks and pours a shot of 100 proof

 

CAT hic laughs

I think this just got good……

 

MAZE: 

Smash btw

 

LUCIFER: 

Hmm, pass. You're a cute little thing, but like a sad shelter puppy, you know?


Fike

"Who's so horrific Lopez just screamed when the photo popped up"

 

Lopez

"No I didn't...."

 

Mansk

"I saw it...." 

 

TRENT firmly puts the shot glass in George's hand

Drink up.

 

GEORGE looks at the shot and then at Trent

 Now I know you want to kill me. (teases and shoots it)

 

TRENT: ಠಿ

 

GEORGE swallows it, waits a moment, before he chokes back a gasp, and nods

Perfect…. (says through clenched teeth)

 

REBECCA: 

I want some of that!

 

CAT: 

ME TOO

 

TRENT holds up a hand and watches George

 

GEORGE blinks and shakes head

Wha—-??

 *tilts head as if listening to something* 

Zat….waz….greats!

 

FREYA laughs

Great…it just hit him

 

TRENT: 

Mhmmmmm,,,,,

 

NATE looks slowly back and forth between George and Trent

 

GEORGE looks at Trent and smiles

You are adorbs….you know that!

 *grabs his face between his hands and pulls him close and kisses him silly!!!*

 

CAT's jaw drops

 REBECCA watches, wondering what just happened….

 TRENT: picks him up and presses him firmly against the newly-repaired coffee table and deepens the kiss

NATE: O….O

 

REBECCA: 

The coffee tabl—-ohhh….whatever!

 

GEORGE murrs deeply in his chest and brushes his fingers through Trent's hair. biting at his lower lip

 

CAT: 

well….this just got interesting….

 

TRENT makes an appreciative little noise and grinds AGGRESSIVELY against George

 XANDER's eyes go black at the sexual energy in the room

 

REBECCA clears her throat

Ummm….maybe you should take it to another room, Gentlemen!

 

SIGYN

what happens when his eyes change?

 

BEX

means he is REALLLLYYYY turned on


PENRYN

By watching two men kiss? Bro. Xander may be upsetero, but he ain't hetero.

 

Lopez

"But what's he threatening even? Is he just gonna jump up and rape them? When did vampires become supernaturally unable to control their rapey desires?"

 

POST-EDIT VAAN raises hand

Oh, oh, I know this one!

 

Lopez

"I'm scared to ask...."

 

POST-EDIT VAAN

Vampires became supernaturally unable to control their rapey desires When Corri! 


GEORGE pull back enough to whisper in Trent's ear

Bedroom….

 

NATE goes to the kitchen, grabs a pitcher of cold water out of the fridge, takes the lid off, and up-ends it over his boys

 

TRENT shrieks!

FUCK!

 

GEORGE pulls back with a yelp

WHAT THE——!!!

 

NATE: 

Down, boys.

 

TRENT: 

Nathaniel, what the FUCK?!

 

REBECCA: 

Hey, if you want a threesome….go for it.

 *drinks and winks* 

ONE time thing though….next time, I am included.

 

CAT's jaw REALLY drops

 

TRENT whimpers

Rebeccaaaa

help me

 

NATE: 

oh — oh shit I just remembered

 

REBECCA walks over to her Beloved and pulls him close for a kiss, before she leads him to their bedroom

 TRENT is breathing hard, in the absolute terror way not the sexy way


DESMODA

Potato, pohtotto, honestly.

 

FREYA: 

What—-just happened? (says breathless)

 

SIGYN

oops I forgot Trent doesn't like water MY BAD YO

 

REBECCA: 

Easy babe….easy…. (croons softly to him) 

It's ok. 

*looks at Nate with a glare* 

You THREW water on HIM!

 

NATE: 

I— I'm sorry! I forgot!

 

REBECCA nuzzles Trent and holds him close, rubbing his back and whispering sweet nothings to him

 

MAZE looks at Trent with renewed interest

I said smash, right?

 

LUCIFER: 

Maze, I don't think this is the time.

 

REBECCA: 

That's it…breathe. I got you love. You're alright. You're safe. I love you, Trent…so so much. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

 

NATE puts the pitcher down and grabs a towel and wraps it around Trent's shoulders

Trent? Trent. I am so, so sorry.

 

REBECCA resists the urge to growl at Nate, hoping his apologizes help

 

TRENT leans into Rebecca

I— I'm okay.

 

FREYA: 

Fierce isn't she? (whispers to Cat)

 

CAT: 

Honey, you have NO idea….

 

TRENT sniffles

 I'm okay. Just ….shocked.

 

REBECCA gently rubs his back and kisses his forehead

I know…Nate didn't mean to. He was being silly and forgot.

 

NATE: 

I— I am, I'm so sorry, I fucked up, I didn't want you to leave because we're all having so much fun an—and I—

 

TRENT: 

I get it.

*relaxes into her touch*

 

GEORGE still sitting there, with a goofy, dazed look on his face

I like dis….youuuu are alll nice……except you Priest….you need lighten up. But night you funny.

 

CAT: 

Umm…someone might want to take care of George before he gets hexed or something

 

LUCIFER goes and lays on hands on George, dialling it down to a pleasant buzz

 REBECCA hugs her Fiancé and nuzzles him

 

GEORGE: 

Heeeyyyy! That was no fair.

 *giggles*

 

TRENT: 

He isn't wrong, though

Just so you know…. I did say smash in the game, but

I um

 

GEORGE: 

me nots? about what?

 

REBECCA: 

oh dear gods….he is so drunk.

 *laughs*

 

TRENT: 

I mean I would, but, either Rebecca or Nathaniel would have to be with me

 

GEORGE: 

Oh….ok. Next time then. 

*hums to himself happily*

 

TRENT: 

My body…. I can't do one-night stands. I have to be in love with at least one person there.

 

NATE: 

You— what?

 

GEORGE: 

I gotcha….

 

CAT: 

So we got Luci and Maze left……

 

NATE: 

That doesn't make sense

No, at the ice cream shop

 

TRENT: 

Rebecca was with me

 

NATE: 

ohhhh, duhhhh

 

REBECCA, confused

Ohhhhh

 

CAT: 

but wasn't at the hospital 

*hics*

 

TRENT: 

I wasn't hard at the hospital

 

CAT: 

no, but you still had sex with him….

 

TRENT: 

I sucked him off, that's different

I didn't penetrate him. I wouldn't have been able to

 

CAT: 

Oral 'Sex'….still sex.

 

REBECCA: 

Would you stop?

 *threw a pillow at her*

 

TRENT: 

oh my fucking god you DUMBASS

 

NATE: 

Guys

it's not that hard to understand

 

FREYA: 

She's tipsy, pay her no mind

 

TRENT: 

I don't care what her excuse is, it's literally not difficult

 

MAZE speaking very slowly

He can't get it up unless he's with someone he loves, Cat.

 

TRENT: 

ugh you don't need to spell it out, she's USUALLY not this thick.

 

CAT:

 Ok….I get it now….sorry

 

SIGYN

Lucifer!


REBECCA: 

Smash, I like his vibe.

 

CAT: 

DEFF SMASH. SMASHY WASHY!

 

GEORGE:

 Smash, very nice to look at too

 

FREYA: 

I'd give him a go….Smash

 

XANDER: 

Yes. Smash

 

TRENT

Smash.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Smash, but only if he does that red face. I like that. A lot 😉

 

NATE: 

um…. I guess smash?

 

MAZE: 

been there, done that. Pass.

 

CAT sticks her tongue out at Trent and then saluted him before she took another shot


TRENT: 

Catherine

Pass because we're related and that's gross


NATE:

 ehhhhh yesterday I would have said pass, but I changed my mind. Smash.

 

REBECCA: 

She's fun…totally smash


PENRYN

She's at least a year younger than Freya, whom you said was too young for you, but ok.

 

CAT chuckles

 GEORGE: Pass

 

FREYA: 

Maybe smash….?

 

XANDER: smash

 

CAT: 

You changed you mind, Nate?

 

BLACKWOOD: 

Smash. She's got that carefree fae vibe. I'd like to see what it takes to make her squeal.

 

LUCIFER: 

Yes, smash, she's a delight

 

CAT: 

Maze….you're up!

 

MAZE Flips a coin

Heads! Yep, I'd give her head. Smash

 

SIGYN

Maze 


REBECCA: 

Ohhh honey……you look delicious….Smash!

 

CAT: 

I'd take my time and 'worship' you….smash that all up!

 

GEORGE: 

Sorry, Pass 

*chuckles*

 

FREYA: 

I like a woman who can hold her own….smash

 

XANDER: 

With all my heart—-I mean, I’d eat you…Smash

 

TRENT wrinkles nose

Sorry, pass.

 

NATE: Smash! 🤩

 

LUCIFER: 

I feel like that chapter is behind us, darling. Pass.

 

BLACKWOOD: 

…. Just out of curiosity, smash.

 

CAT: 

That was most fun….we are all a bunch of horn dogs. 

*giggles*

 

TRENT: 

Nathaniel, if I kiss your boy toy again, do you promise not to douse me?

 

NATE: 

um

sure I guess?

 

REBECCA smirks

 

TRENT: 

What? He's a good kisser.

 

GEORGE looks satisfied with himself

And much more!

 

NATE: 

But first…. Let's get you out of these wet things…. 

*Slowly begins taking Trent's clothes off*

 

REBECCA: 

NOT HERE!

 

CAT: 

SECONDED!

 

NATE & TRENT

Why not?

 

REBECCA: 

Because….public….and young eyes! Shoo!


PENRYN

I seriously fucking hate the "oooh, protect viiirgin eeeyes" thing.


Lopez

"Yet it was pointed out earlier that Cat is YOUNGER? Yet Cat is always the one pointing out how young, fragile, and virgin she is"

 

Fike

"If she says Virgin again she’d now be inaccurate though" 


NATE kisses Trent deeply while stripping him, defiant and spiteful

 

GEORGE: 

Not everyone is into exhibitionisms, nor want to see any of us naked at one time….


PENRYN

and yet everyone wants to invade Faustus's privacy. ok.

 

REBECCA:

 I said other room!

 

CAT: 

Honestly….you boys have no shame. Don't piss her off after such a fun night

 

REBECCA:

 I also said don't push me and they are pushing!

 

CAT: 

Oh shit…yea that too

 

TRENT: 

Oh…. George, are you joining us? Rebecca?

 

GEORGE: 

Sure! 

*hops up eagerly*

 

REBECCA: 

Alright. 

She smiled and stood, walking over to Trent and kissed him, before turning and kissed Nate.

 Learn to listen and you catch way more sweetness with honey then you do with acid.

 

PENRYN

that is so fucking sanctimonious 🙄


TRENT takes her hand.

We weren't trying to push you, sweetie.

 

NATE: 

We just don't like prudes

 

REBECCA: 

I am not a prude, I just don't like the idea of you all stripping in front of others, esp. young others….your bodies, are for yourselves and ME. 

She giggles

 

PENRYN

Not only are you a prude, you're a possessive prude.


NATE:

 I'm not calling you a prude

 

TRENT: 

we just don't care about young others.

 

NATE: 

By the time I was her age, I'd already been with ten boys.

assuming she's under 23

if she's 23 it would be 15

and at 25, uhh 30

 

REBECCA: 

not arguing….just saying that sometimes your actions seem….pushy

Now….lets go have fun….

 

GEORGE: 

are we really going to debate numbers or go fuck each other’s brains out? 

*chuckles*


PENRYN

um, seriously? you lot won't stfu about Freya. Let Nathaniel have his exposition.

 

TRENT: 

And these are just the boys? 😕

 

REBECCA heads towards the bedroom, with a slight sexy wiggle in her walk

 TRENT pulls George in and gives him a relatively chaste but still pretty intense kiss, and walks with him like that

 GEORGE is too shocked to move but allows Trent to lead him off

 NATE scampers up behind Rebecca and spanks her butt

 REBECCA yelps and giggles, swatting after him and chases him into the room

 

CAT: 

Well, that was fun

 

LUCIFER: 

Did not expect it to end like that.

 

FREYA: 

Me either

 

CAT: 

Tomorrow, Freya….don't you have something you need to ask Faustus and Luci?

 

FREYA: 

Oh….right….

 

MAZE: 

ehh, I saw it coming. Tent or Rent or whatever his name is likes to dominate and control. He has a mean streak and he's possessive. Makes sense he might try to get Slutmuscle's boyfriend interested.

 

LUCIFER: 

What is it?

 

FREYA: 

could you help heal Nate tomorrow? (asks with a slight smile)

 I figured out why he doesn't like me and—well—I am going to mark him, but he and Trent and myself don't want it to be permanent. He likes my fire….so…going to use it. 

*looks over at Faustus* 

Is that ok, Love?

 

CAT: 

Cheeky bugger doesn't like her cause she won't use her fire on him….

 

MAZE: 

That's ….not why he doesn't like her

but it is a good way to get him to


PENRYN

It has been stated MULTIPLE TIMES that has nothing to do with Nate's dislike of her.

 

Miles

"But she is STUPID" 


CAT: 

He is oddball…but a cute oddball

BLACKWOOD: 

Nothing permanent

*nods*

 

FREYA: 

No, of course not, Love. Only YOU get to bear my marks


PENRYN

ooh, ~lucky Fausty~

 

MAZE: 

I hope you guys aren't thinking it's gonna be some kind of panacea to get him to do a complete 180

 

FREYA: 

That would be insane if I thought so….but, I don't know what else to do….I don't want us to fight, and he seems to like watching people being branded so….

 

LUCIFER:

 Certainly I can heal him, but it'll be delicate work. I don't think Trent or George would appreciate it if I accidentally removed their marks too.

 

CAT: 

When are you gonna brand Him! (tipsily asks, giggles, meaning Faustus)


PENRYN

no1curr

 

BLACKWOOD's eyebrows shoot up

Bold of you to assume….

 

MAZE: 

What?!

 

FREYA: 

That is why I am only doing skin level fire manipulation…. 

*looks at Lucifer and glares playfully at Cat, but then looks back at Faustus* 

Excuse me?

 *smirks*

 

BLACKWOOD: 

….whether she has or hasn’t

Anything could have happened.

and it's not really your concern

 

MAZE: 

pfft. You sober up quick. Boo.

 

FREYA winks and smirks

 

CAT: 

Poppycock! That girl is too shy for such things….she is like……George! She'd say things while she was doing it….

 

FREYA: 

Why? you want to hear it? (teasing)

 

CAT: 

YES! 

*hiccups*

 

FREYA: 

Nope….sorry….

 

XANDER: 

This is stimulating in the most unusual way

 

LUCIFER: 

Unusual? How so?

 

XANDER: 

The…pheromones in this room are heady, in a way I have never sensed before. 

He looks back and forth from all in the room.

 

MAZE straddles Xander's lap and uses a throwing knife to gently tip his chin up

Are they, now?

 

XANDER goes very still, but his eyes meet and hold Maze's

Intimately……

 

CAT:

 Here we go….

 

MAZE: 

You have five seconds to take me to bed before I change my mind. Five.

 

XANDER swoops down and scoops her up into his arms and with vampiric speed, rushes to the nearest empty room!

 

CAT: 

Anddddd……then there were fourrrrrr!!!!

 

FREYA rolls her eyes at Cat

 

LUCIFER pulls Blackwood into his lap and smirks cheekily

What say we change things up a bit, hmm?


CAT busts out laughing

Sure….what say you Freya?

 

FREYA: 

Thanks, but no thanks…. 

*giggles and kisses her nose*

 

LUCIFER: 

We'll be off then. 

*Flies Blackwood out the window*

 

FREYA: 

HEY!

 

CAT dies laughing

 

FREYA: 

He better bring him back or he will be sorry!


PENRYN

You're. . . going to threaten him. Are you stupid?

 

CAT: 

Relazzzzzz little witch, remember, Faustus said every part of him was yours…….


PENRYN

LOL SPOILER ALERT

 

FREYA sticks tongue out

Got anything more to drink while we wait?

 

LUCIFER flies back

Wait, wrong one.

*dumps Blackwood rather unceremoniously in Freya's lap*

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I'LL GET AS WANT AS I DRUNKA BE

 

FREYA: 

Never mind! 

*throws her cup over her shoulder and pulls Faustus down and kisses him deeply!* 

Lets go to bed, my love….

 

CAT smirks and walks over to Luci

Hey handsome….what say you and me, me and you….whoo hoo!

 

BLACKWOOD: 

🎵come down the stairs pre' 'y Peggy m'dear, come down the stairs pre' 'y Peggy, oh 🎵

 

LUCIFER:

 Hm.

*casually wing-smacks Blackwood to sober him up and then flies Cat away*

 

FREYA snickers and shakes her head at Faustus

Silly….feel better? 

*Caresses his face*

 

BLACKWOOD: 

I am horrified

Did I say I would shag th— dear me…. This is dreadful

 

FREYA: 

Don't be……would you just shut up and kiss me already? 

She reached up, grabbing the back of his neck tenderly and pulls him into a kiss.

 

MAZE from the other room

ICK.

 

XANDER: 

Shut up and enjoy it. 

*from the same room*

 

FREYA: 

Must I lead? 

She giggles and took Faustus's hand into her own.

 Next!

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